Alabama Game Week Haiku Thread

Submitted by CasimirPulaski on August 27th, 2012 at 12:01 PM

It's been a long summer, but game week is finally upon us. I say we kick this sucker off with a haiku thread. What say you?

Denard's smile will shine

Like the brightest Dallas star.

Beat Alabama.

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State Street

August 27th, 2012 at 2:17 PM ^

Notre Dame Irish

For them you troll with passion

Brian Kelly smells

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justingoblue

August 27th, 2012 at 2:20 PM ^

Five hundred plus yards
Touchdown Jesus cries again
Hail to the Victors

M Floyd got to play
No suspension, wins over all
Still lost to South Florida

Return to glory
Takes longer than expected
Kelly gone this year

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inthebluelot

August 27th, 2012 at 7:04 PM ^

Lou Holtz was a fraud Return to glory again? Damn it's a long trip

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snarling wolverine

August 27th, 2012 at 2:25 PM ^

For an N.D. fan

To mock Denard Robinson

Truly makes no sense

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phork

August 27th, 2012 at 6:30 PM ^

I don't mock D-Rob

In fact he is awesomeness

Smile unparalleled.

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RayIsaac91

August 27th, 2012 at 5:02 PM ^

A formality

Denard the conq'ring hero

Purple man angar

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headdead

August 27th, 2012 at 2:19 PM ^

ode to an evious little brother:

Michigan is blue

Four of ten they did not win

State is ever green

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snarling wolverine

August 27th, 2012 at 2:36 PM ^

Beat the team that has

An elephant mascot, though

It's the Crimson Tide

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Baldbill

August 27th, 2012 at 2:25 PM ^

Hello Crimson Tide

Maiz' and Blue is here for you

Hail to the Victors.

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Mr. Yost

August 27th, 2012 at 2:30 PM ^

Just win.

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MGoCombs

August 27th, 2012 at 3:13 PM ^

Shoelaces flapping

On a ninety-five yard run

ERMAHGERD DEHNERD

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prevatt33

August 27th, 2012 at 3:16 PM ^

I'll put the chances

Of Denard not getting hurt

At forty percent

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RayIsaac91

August 27th, 2012 at 9:04 PM ^

Open board join the talk

M Live should be your troll home

Douche bags not welcome

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Sexy Flanders

August 27th, 2012 at 3:24 PM ^

Counting syllables

MGoBloggers impatient

please please season start

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Wisconsin Wolverine

August 27th, 2012 at 3:58 PM ^

Boys, what we have here
Is something I like to call
Opportunity.

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mvp

August 27th, 2012 at 5:12 PM ^

Keep it close at first

Shock them at the end; the

TEAM, the TEAM, the TEAM!

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SmackJack

August 27th, 2012 at 6:29 PM ^

Fighting Wolverine

More mighty than any tide

Conquer Arlington

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Ernis

August 27th, 2012 at 7:12 PM ^

Saban's squad ready

for war. Whence comes this strange song?

Laugh; dance. Rick Rolled Tide.

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MidMichiganLaurence

August 27th, 2012 at 8:05 PM ^

Kovac's relentless Kicking game saves our asses Brunettes are happy

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ckersh74

August 27th, 2012 at 10:50 PM ^

Team One Thirty Three

Will Knock Off Alabama

Fuck You Nick Saban

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thereverend

August 27th, 2012 at 11:42 PM ^

A helmet with wings

Cleats in the dirt

The Victors will prevail

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jabberwock

August 27th, 2012 at 11:57 PM ^

Hawaiian War Chant

and Temptation cant have one

without the other

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Jonadan

September 1st, 2012 at 1:00 PM ^

Alabama's D
Trips over untied Shoelace:
SEC speed what?

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