Alabama Game Week Haiku Thread

Submitted by CasimirPulaski on

It's been a long summer, but game week is finally upon us. I say we kick this sucker off with a haiku thread. What say you?

Denard's smile will shine

Like the brightest Dallas star.

Beat Alabama.

Jeff

August 27th, 2012 at 12:33 PM ^

All I will be thinking this week is summed up in this haiku:

Oh football, football,

I sure do love the football.

It's finally here.

 

An homage to the imagery usually portrayed in traditional haikus but with a modern football twist.

Warm and sunny day.

Smell of grass and the sound of

Violent tackles.

justingoblue

August 27th, 2012 at 12:39 PM ^

Waiting for the game

Too early for tailgating

Cannot wait to start

Time to show 'Bama

A Y2K reminder

The Orange Bowl part two

Shoelaces in wind

Smiling and kneeling down

Denard wins the game

That must hurt real bad

William Campbell has emerged

Lacy run back home

go16blue

August 27th, 2012 at 1:28 PM ^

Bama looks qute tough

They can throw out great players

The Team will win it

Not sure how much that applies because I think one of Bama's greatest strength is their teamwork, but I'll be damned if I miss an opportunity to channel Bo.

phork

August 27th, 2012 at 2:07 PM ^

September Heisman

Off To A Very Bad Start

Air Force Stat Boost Comes

 

 

No One Else Cares Much

One Quarter Suspenions All

Just like S E C.

 

Saban Hates U M

Break scoreboard in the process

Whoa Nelly Partner!

 

Denard runs for lots

Thousand yards in negative

Prays for Carbon Legs

 

U M Maize & Blue

Red & Green Like Christmas Tree

Saturday Lit Up

 

Bama Forfeits Game

Jumbotron falls on Bama

3 walkons remain