August 27th, 2012 at 12:10 PM ^
Roll Damn Tide fooled us
Denard trolls ESS EEE SEE speed
Beat bama, we shall
August 27th, 2012 at 12:14 PM ^
Fitzgerald Touissaint
Is number one depth chart-wise
Don't assume he starts
August 27th, 2012 at 5:02 PM ^
Football week is here
The Dallas air is stifl'ing
Jerry's World air is cool
August 27th, 2012 at 12:18 PM ^
Denard to the air
Last second touchdown to win
Yup I shit my pants
August 27th, 2012 at 12:19 PM ^
Football almost here
Michigan goes to Dallas
Rolls over the 'Tide
August 27th, 2012 at 12:20 PM ^
Big game in Dallas.
Denard is one awesome dood.
BOHICA Fellas.
August 27th, 2012 at 12:24 PM ^
Roll, Wolverines, Roll
Beat back the tide of the south
Your helmets have wings
August 27th, 2012 at 12:25 PM ^
Counting down the days
Until Denard goes crazy
On the Bama D
August 27th, 2012 at 12:25 PM ^
cancels game...ouch neg away
August 27th, 2012 at 12:47 PM ^
That's not a haiku.
/disqualified.
August 27th, 2012 at 12:28 PM ^
Ready to Tailgate
Sad no Erin Andrews
Gameday not as Important
August 27th, 2012 at 12:30 PM ^
Good game it will be
Bama's D is just too good
You will lose, mos def.
August 27th, 2012 at 12:33 PM ^
All I will be thinking this week is summed up in this haiku:
Oh football, football,
I sure do love the football.
It's finally here.
An homage to the imagery usually portrayed in traditional haikus but with a modern football twist.
Warm and sunny day.
Smell of grass and the sound of
Violent tackles.
August 27th, 2012 at 12:34 PM ^
Kudos, Jeff.
August 27th, 2012 at 12:32 PM ^
Passing by the line
Run beyond the linebackers
Denard scores again
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Saturday draws near
Dallas awaits Michigan
A chance to surprise
August 27th, 2012 at 12:39 PM ^
Waiting for the game
Too early for tailgating
Cannot wait to start
Time to show 'Bama
A Y2K reminder
The Orange Bowl part two
Shoelaces in wind
Smiling and kneeling down
Denard wins the game
That must hurt real bad
William Campbell has emerged
Lacy run back home
August 27th, 2012 at 1:25 PM ^
The "shoelaces in the wind" gets my vote for best haiku as of 10:24 am Pacific time.
August 27th, 2012 at 12:37 PM ^
You can always tell
When someone reads a haiku
They count their fingers
ANYWAYS
Going to airshow
The day of the 'Bama game
Only game I'll see
August 27th, 2012 at 12:39 PM ^
I want us to win
I think that we will lose, big
I hope I am wrong
August 27th, 2012 at 12:41 PM ^
Haiku depresses
Hoke, Kovacs and Robinson
All hope is not lost
August 27th, 2012 at 12:51 PM ^
My head and my heart
They show two divergent paths
Which one will be right
August 27th, 2012 at 12:53 PM ^
It's always the heart
Undefeated '12 campaign
Beat Ohio too
August 27th, 2012 at 1:13 PM ^
You two are so cute
Haikuing to each other
Get a room please, thanks
August 27th, 2012 at 12:45 PM ^
year's first game, eyes closed
i am changed (?) it is the same
all of my autumns
August 27th, 2012 at 12:46 PM ^
We should win the game.
All they have going for them
Are hawt Southern chicks.
August 27th, 2012 at 12:53 PM ^
I will not partake
because I'm bad at haikus.
Oopsies I just did.
August 27th, 2012 at 12:56 PM ^
I'll see your crimson
And raise you a maize and blue
Please don't get murdered
August 27th, 2012 at 1:06 PM ^
Welcome to Dallas
The Michigan Wolverines
Hail to the Victors
August 27th, 2012 at 1:09 PM ^
Fitz listed as 1
Posted over and over
Mods delete again
August 27th, 2012 at 1:14 PM ^
As the Starks always say
Be Prepared Alabama
Michigan is coming
August 27th, 2012 at 1:15 PM ^
Will be a hot day
Need fluids
Milk was a mistake
August 27th, 2012 at 1:17 PM ^
Denard will run wild
Bama D will be stunned
UofM by 3
August 27th, 2012 at 1:19 PM ^
No crisp Fall winds blow
In a dome, but still Tide feel
The breeze of Denard
August 27th, 2012 at 1:19 PM ^
Moral high ground or
Real chance to win the game
Which one do I want?
August 27th, 2012 at 1:21 PM ^
Denard Robinson
Joey Burzynski, as well
They are good players.
August 27th, 2012 at 1:22 PM ^
Elephants line up
Denard as quick as a mouse
Who's afraid of who?
August 28th, 2012 at 6:37 PM ^
...I believe that should be "Who's afraid of whom"
Like it, nonetheless.
August 27th, 2012 at 1:24 PM ^
Jumbotron replays
The heroic Maize and Blue
They're larger than life
August 27th, 2012 at 1:28 PM ^
Bama looks qute tough
They can throw out great players
The Team will win it
Not sure how much that applies because I think one of Bama's greatest strength is their teamwork, but I'll be damned if I miss an opportunity to channel Bo.
August 27th, 2012 at 1:34 PM ^
Great sea of money
Proud Tide rolls before breaking
Muppets, friend, muppets
August 27th, 2012 at 1:41 PM ^
Stupid phone.
Breaks are after "money," and "breaking."
August 27th, 2012 at 1:34 PM ^
No more SEC
Roll Damn Tide was a big fraud
Saban will be too.
August 27th, 2012 at 1:41 PM ^
Michigan wins game
Alabama fans are mad
Michigan has no more trees
August 27th, 2012 at 1:45 PM ^
Saban oversigns
Scholarship limits be damned
Antichrist he is*
*Yoda voice
August 27th, 2012 at 1:49 PM ^
Denard Robinson
please grow the legend young man
make us proud, Go Blue.
August 27th, 2012 at 2:01 PM ^
This is Michigan.
I said, this is MICHIGAN.
Hail to the victors.
August 27th, 2012 at 2:05 PM ^
Denard is hungry
Still not full from Sugar Bowl
He gon' eat all day.
August 27th, 2012 at 2:07 PM ^
September Heisman
Off To A Very Bad Start
Air Force Stat Boost Comes
No One Else Cares Much
One Quarter Suspenions All
Just like S E C.
Saban Hates U M
Break scoreboard in the process
Whoa Nelly Partner!
Denard runs for lots
Thousand yards in negative
Prays for Carbon Legs
U M Maize & Blue
Red & Green Like Christmas Tree
Saturday Lit Up
Bama Forfeits Game
Jumbotron falls on Bama
3 walkons remain
August 27th, 2012 at 2:10 PM ^
What did you put in your coffee this morning?
August 27th, 2012 at 2:13 PM ^
Its a secret, but I sell it. Let me know if interested.