Al Borges Appreciation Thread!
Why the hell not create another appreciation thread!
Thanks Al
Edit: This thread made a lot more sense when there were 10 other player appreciation threads going. I never thought this thread would last more than 30 seconds after I posted it. Since it's still up- what would you like to thank Al Borges for?
November 14th, 2013 at 1:51 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 1:52 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 1:51 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 1:53 PM ^
for ruining my favorite thing in the world
November 14th, 2013 at 3:15 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 8:21 PM ^
Football can be better than sex. Sex isn't a 3.5hr orgy. Well, it isn't any longer now that I'm married.
November 14th, 2013 at 9:29 PM ^
but I much prefer Michigan football to a girl i've already slept with countless times
November 14th, 2013 at 1:53 PM ^
more like a depreciation thead
November 14th, 2013 at 6:39 PM ^
I would like to thank Al for his persistence in calling manball plays
November 14th, 2013 at 1:54 PM ^
This is a bridge too far!
November 14th, 2013 at 1:56 PM ^
No, really.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:56 PM ^
Every thread is a drinking thread if you're me.
November 14th, 2013 at 1:56 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 2:01 PM ^
I wonder what goes through his head? Maybe I don't want to know.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:03 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 2:09 PM ^
It's all raw hamburger sculptures of naked women, dude.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:25 PM ^
What gives with the new user name? In any event, good to see you back around these parts - assuming you're the same person that posted under that old moniker.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:36 PM ^
(referring to your handle)
I got banned for creating a fire borges thread i think, for the second time over a few weeks, after the Penn State game.
It had to be done, gladly fell on the sword.
Anyway thanks, It feels good to be appreciated.
November 15th, 2013 at 2:32 PM ^
This board is like Battlefield IV. People take crazy risks, and some get totally blown up. But then they quickly regenerate with only a loss of points.
The new avatar is hotter than the old one, btw. So you've got that going for you!
November 14th, 2013 at 1:59 PM ^
Monkey Rodeo.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:09 PM ^
Whee - this is fun
November 14th, 2013 at 2:09 PM ^
It wouldve been awesome if this thread was just blank, and no one responded...
November 14th, 2013 at 2:10 PM ^
I would like to thank you for my DUI.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:10 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 2:12 PM ^
Welcome home Lane, welcome home.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:45 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 3:49 PM ^
What about Billy Riggins? If Tim's coaching the RB's, Billy's gotta do the linebackers, if only so Tim and Billy can put on pads and run into each other and/or get into practice fisticuffs when their units go against each other in Oklahoma drill. Yes, this has promise.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:11 PM ^
"I hope Al Borges chokes on a chicken bone." - a rational friend of mine.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:25 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 2:33 PM ^
You would get along quite well with Rational Friend of Mine. He will be the one escorted from Ryan Field on Saturday for screaming at Borges because our offense is still generating negative rushing yards.
Actually maybe that's not descriptive enough given how many people like Al these days.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:11 PM ^
Quick let's speculate on who should replace Al while we thank him.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:19 PM ^
is an Al Borges joke thread.
e.g.
"Why did Al cross the road?"
"He didn't; he kept running into a small wall in the middle of the road over and over instead"
November 14th, 2013 at 2:25 PM ^
Did you hear the one about Al Borges and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat?? Yada, yada, yada, those aren't bubble screens.....
November 14th, 2013 at 3:42 PM ^
What's a wall doing in the middle of the road? That sounds dangerous!
November 14th, 2013 at 3:45 PM ^
I don't know why, but that made me laugh. Why would somebody build a wall in the middle of the road? Sounds like poor planning.
November 14th, 2013 at 3:49 PM ^
the PLAN was perfect. Just poor EXECUTION!
Go BLue!
November 14th, 2013 at 3:53 PM ^
Boom...I just got Borges'd
November 14th, 2013 at 2:25 PM ^
Had nothing to do with the thread that preceded it. It was unfortunate timing. Maybe actually read the threads before snarking it up.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:29 PM ^
Why am I even posting? Waste of time . . . all there is here is endless snark, dissatisfaction, anger, etc., etc., etc. I am part of the one percent who actually wants to see Borges and Funk given through next year. Appreciation might be a tad strong, but I do not want more coaching changes.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:30 PM ^
I'll see your endless snark and raise you pointless optimism.
November 14th, 2013 at 2:39 PM ^
MODS PLEASE BAN THIS MAN
November 14th, 2013 at 6:45 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 7:55 PM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 9:34 PM ^
Get that sarcasm detector fixed son
November 14th, 2013 at 2:32 PM ^
ok i'll play too. he's back next year mark my words.