A lot of good ones.
here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
I just want to see the "Hire Harbaugh" crowd to take a hit. Plus, whenever Saban loses the taste is oh so sweet.
EDIT: It also looks like UAB might pull out a comeback win over Tennesee.
i hate gary danielson
also, did anyone see the sideline reporter on cbs? MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY.
I wanna see some Boom Malletted today so badly.
just got your wish.
is enjoyable. All though apparently their FG kicking is about on par with ours.
Go Stanford. I don't care about the strength of schedule shit today. I just enjoy watching ND lose.
UAB going to try a FG for a 3pt lead with 43 sec left....
That was fast.
but..but...but Saban is a Defensive genius!
He does get pretty defensive if you ask, "Hey Nicky, how many 18 year olds did you lie to today?"
Is going to shock the world.
Pryor picking up junk MAC yards...wait make that a TD...
Ron English has some tricks up his sleeve, such as the use of Voodoo related dolls.
By what, possibly attaining 3 1st downs in the 1st half??
Dayne Crist is getting popped every play on NDs first drive
even on that non-call with the offsides! if this keeps up he won't be able to see out of either eye
It's shitty that Mayock basically called that Stanford player dirty when the officials didn't call that offsides (and I think it might not have been).
edit: definitely wasn't offsides. i did frame-by-frame on dvr. i hate nbc's coverage.
Temple scores a TD after a Penn State turnover.
I just hate everything about Notre Dame and want them to crash and burn this season.
I hate ND, but I'm getting tired of hearing about Harbaugh all the time.
But that's something that will go away with winning. Notre Dame has always been one of my most hated teams and seeing them struggle makes me smile.
what does that say about our victory? Don't make me nervous.
From an emotional point of view, Notre Dame may be a bit down now, too. After losing two games in the last seconds, they have to be feeling terrible.
Is worse than ours.
It is painful to me that this is something that cannot be simply assumed this year.
These SEC Network announcers are fairly blatant with their homerism, so here's hoping UAB puts it home
At least UAB's kicker finally put one in!
EDIT: Two in a row, tho UAb shoulda put that in for a TD being so close
UT pulls it out. Such a deep conference they have....
Somebody queue up Yakety Sax for the EMU/OSU game. It's going to get ugly.
The refs in the Stanford/ND game have been miserable so far.
I'm pretty sure Stanford just got that first down. The NBC idiot commentators are incredulous.
I didn't figure ND's defense could hold them here...and I was right. That drive was Umass-esque
Stanford goes up 7-3. I really enjoy their offense for some reason, and I'm not sure why.
They've had no problems on offense so far against PSU.
Golden is a solid coach. I certainly hope he takes a job next that is far, far away from the Big Ten.
Funny that CBS doesn't have the 1st down line working.
What's the opinion on Temple winning? I'm tempted to root for PSU just so the Big Ten doesn't look extremely weak, but Temple winning might shut up some of those "OMG MICHIGAN'S WIN OVER UCONN MEANS NOTHING SINCE UCONN LOST TO TEMPLE!" comments. Hoping for a good game.
Even though Temple appears to be on the up and up, I think a win over PSU would bode well for Michigan. I still have Michigan winning that one.
You can still the "old" Mallet deep inside the new one.
Mallett needs to learn to throw a ball under 80 mph sometime.
I remeber being impressed with him when he came in for Henne during the Oregon game, but dude threw some lasers.
UCLA about to go up on Texas
Ark's secondary is not so good.
Julio Jones is also incredibly talented. But yes, a few members of their secondary learning to tackle might have brought back that long Bama touchdown.
Holy cow, a holding call against Notre Dame? No ways.
I know this was said by someone up thread but Gary Danielson is a dong punch to my soul. Was he always this bad? I remember liking him when he did games for ABC.
I could never stand Danielson no matter where I heard the guy...on ABC he compared every good Qb to Drew Brees and it got annoying real fast.
During his CBS run he has become a complete and utter ess eee see slappie. I still remember the 06 ess eee see title game and he compared schedules of Michigan/Florida and he said with conviction that 1-AA Western Carolina was better than MAC Champ CMU that year.
Ever since that statement I cant take anything the guy says remotely seriously.
He sounds like he's lecturing his audience every time he talks, he just sounds condescending.
Tacopants clearly transferred to arkansas.
I'm accustomed to seeing.