mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!
Tutor: Which two city states fought in the Punic Wars?
Alvin Mack Adolphus Washington: I dunno... Detroit and Buffalo?
Edit: Sorry!!! Double post
Adolphus katzenmoyer? We already knew this about Ohio. Not surprised here.
You can't fix stupid.
judging by his last statement.
I have to learn this quote verbatim because I plan to use it A LOT.
joke classes, people to take the tests for you, ghost paper writers, cupcake majors, etc, etc. It's pretty sad because this player is getting an opportunity to get a degree that can provide some value later after his football career is over. And even if he does get a degree, it isn't going to be worth the paper it's written on.
Which in turn impacts the worth of every other degree they grant. It's sad and unnecessary.
I have an absolutely brilliant friend who's a professor at OSU, and her life's work is tarnished in some small way by the fact that the first thing people think of when they see her institutional affiliation is large men in football uniforms with 0.00 GPAs.
So, on the occasion of Hate Week, let this be the place where I register my utter contempt for the asshats that run that school and put the interests of the athletic department over the interests of the institution at large.
“Just the tradition,” Washington said...
“Just the tradition at Ohio State, and they put guys into the league,” Washington said...
“It’s the education part,” Washington continued...
Thank GAWD we didn't sign this kid. I have more hope for the future of our program everyday.
The education "part"... I'm surprised he was able to remember about the education part.
Washington better hope that 6'4" 230 officially qualifies as too big to fail.
UM fans will have this quote till the end of time. Awesome sauce