Ace Williams is in high school

Submitted by Brian on

I really wish I didn't have to reiterate this, but since I've gotten a half-dozen emails about this transfer bullshit let me restate a few things:

1. ACE WILLIAMS IS IN HIGH SCHOOL. He signed up with an account here that I googled and traced back to a metro Detroit high school. He is 16. The last time this came up, he was 14. You'll note that his twitter bio pictures are re-appropriate male models.

In any case, the amount of insider information he has is zero. 

2. EVERYTHING HE STATES IS BASED ON EXTANT INTERNET RUMORS. I follow all this stuff very closely and his pattern is apparent: people start buzzing about random internet user X--previously mostly message boards, these days twitter--and this particular rumor was sourced from some dudes twitter account. 

3. HE IS NOT VERY HINGED EVEN FOR A 16 YEAR OLD. This is an email he sent the last time this came up and I exposed him.

Ace Williams <[email protected]>
9/22/11
 
to me

Fuck you asshole. I will kick your fucking ass. You and your retarded fats aunts that go to Michigan games in sect 4.

 

(I don't sit in 4.) The last time this happened, "Ace WIlliams" created a fake twitter feed for our Ace in which he tweeted at kids trashing Michigan because he was mad at being outed. 

4. "ACE WILLIAMS" needs help. If you suspect that you know this child, please get him the psychological help he needs.

5. He is not a source of information. This goes without saying, right? The reason all references to him get deleted is because you might as well be posting about the predictive capabilities of your farts. 

Frito Bandito

November 9th, 2013 at 7:45 AM ^

OP must not have read the board yesterday jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Some people have no respect for this blog... Get it together wook /obvious s

samdrussBLUE

November 9th, 2013 at 9:08 AM ^

This doesn't happen every day. Maybe this can turn the direction the board has been in lately. Hold me Brian

Libertine

November 9th, 2013 at 9:25 AM ^

that this kid needs to stop spreading completely factitious and potentially damaging information, if in fact he is 16, that is a fairly common practice for someone that age. That doesn't excuse his actions, but I don't think publicly recommending psychological help is the best idea.

TheLastHarbaugh

November 9th, 2013 at 9:43 AM ^

My favorite thing about the 16 year old was the whole photo fiasco. When he used to use this photo:

...and say it was him. A bunch of people rightly called him out on it being a fake photo of a male model, so then he said, "Fine, I'll give you an updated photo," and posted this:

LOL, not even the same person.

He tried to say that the first photo was from his "modeling days, 5 years ago," as if that explains how he got an entirely new face and aged in reverse, Benjamin Button style.

This is the type of person we're dealing with, people. Just laugh at how terribly mismanaged Chat Sports is that a 16 year old has conned them into having a career as a, "Michigan insider," and move on.

Benoit Balls

November 9th, 2013 at 10:11 AM ^

the result is that paint peels off the wall. I then study the shapes left behind by the missing paint, and base my predictions upon what mascot they resemble most closely.

Brimley

November 9th, 2013 at 1:26 PM ^

...everyone!  Between the fart section of this thread and the entire faux Drew/Valenti threads, I've had more fun on Mgo since....well, it's been awhile.  To show my appreciation, I'm clicking on the ad at the top of the page and signing up for CPA courses at Elmhurst College.

Tater

November 9th, 2013 at 1:43 PM ^

While Williams is an idiot, one must admit that he is great at producing a lot of clicks without actually putting anything of value up for people to read.  I would say that I wonder if he realizes how much money he is leaving on the table by not focusing his "talent" toward monetized websites, but the answer is self-evident.

AndArst

May 7th, 2019 at 8:43 AM ^

High school is just a resort I must admit. And when you become a universinty student, you start hating this life xD I mean, it's just too tough. But at least there are some helpful services like this professional lab report writing service which saved my day a couple of times. And it also is really nice that those are quite cheap.