here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
For 7 Mile and now something special for BlockM
You didn't 'seen' anything.
Sorry, I had to.
I think I "seen" some sarcasm/irony meter malfunctions, judging by the subject of your post and the reaction to it.
Check out the "I am asking for negs thread". It was originally titled "Baxter Commits!!!!!".
...a 14 year old with behavioral problems, or an OSU fan...
Those two are often confused. Some might call them "synonyms," (though Buckeyes probably prefer the phrase "words what means the same thing")
Buckeye translation: Gurgle gurgle rah oomp, bahhh....
with head thrown back for the last gutteral sound.
a 14 year old with behavioral problems who is an OSU fan.
an OSU fan who is just acting like he/she is 14 years old.
the funny thing about what happened is that it was a pretty good joke. if one of this blogs more trusted users would have done it we would be congratulating him for finding such a perfectly named article......i suppose they would have had the brains to name the thread a little better so people wouldnt have gotten so excited
for finding such a perfectly named article
Eh -- not so much; google search: "baxter commits [quotation marks included]" yields [selective listing]:
Oh -- and this one (hit #10):
I'm Asking for Negbangs | mgoblog (Interesting -- this google link attaches to the "Page not found" message under the thread's [presumptive] original URL. I've gone ahead and linked this to 7mile's Opus Posthumous under the new title.)
Not trying to be pedantic. I just -- am.
C'mon, he googled "baxter commits" and then pasted the url of the corresponding result. It wasn't clever. If he happened to come across it in his work or studies and he felt like sharing with us, I could see that. Or if it was at least funny somehow, but it wasn't. It was just lame. And he's been annoying in every thread.
i suppose they would have had the brains [edit: the common courtesy] to name the thread a little better so people wouldnt have gotten so excited
As the FAQ says:
Threads with misleading titles designed to scare the crap out of readers before they click will either be deleted or edited so that their titles reflect their contents.
I suppose we may interpret "scare" broadly to include premature ejaculation, etc.
Is that Bo pissing on the grave of 7 Mile?
That is LLB not pissing on 7mile even though he is on fire.
7 Mile's plans for the evening:
1. Drive back home to Columbus
2. Give his life size Jim Tressel interactive doll (complete with retrofited duel tipped party dong) one last kiss goodbye
3. Hang himself from the ceiling with his scarlet and gray satin Queer Eye for the Staight Guy edition bedsheets.
Can we get another one of my avatar pissing on 7Mile while he's not on fire?
I wonder if 7 mile registered under another name yet. Any ideas on what his new screen name should be?
It looks to me like 7mile is pissing on him, and he can't get up. That would suck.
(initiates slow clap)
Good call. R. Kelly wouldn't even piss on this guy.
Insectosaurus thanks you by saying:
It's Bo not even pissing on him if he was on fire. I love it!!
Well if he wanted us to be a little less PC, he sure got his wish
Nice work LLB.
Darn, I thought this was going to be a Dillon Baxter update thread.
We need more info on Baxter! I think we need about 20 more threads on the subject.
...though for some reason people were not pleased by that fact.
I'm sure we'll have a new friend later today who will give us recruiting updates (which I actually appreciate since I can't pay for them), then he'll organize all of our players and give us an updated outlook for 2010, and then he'll melt down and you can create more funny pictures.
It's actually kind of fun to watch him progress through his cycle.
If he could limit himself to giving us the kinds of updates that matter, and keep it to a single depth chart or projection, then there wouldn't be an issue.
Somewhere along the lines he just decides that he needs to keep pushing the pedal.
What I find incredible is the large number of screennames, including many that date back for a number of months. In fact, I swear that he sometimes has entire threads where he talks to himself.
How does he have the foresight to make all those screen names? How does he remember them and their passwords? What possesses him to do this? And finally, he is a person or a computer script?
I'm starting to think that this guy has a mental illness. For real. He needs help.
How does he have the foresight to make all those screen names?
It's possible (and at this point, I'd say probable) that we're dealing with someone that actually has a mental instability. It's likely this is not the first BBS this person's come across and done this on; it may be something that he or she has been doing for years.
edit: Tacopants beat me to it; I call shens because he has a distinct advantage due to his height and being made of dreams.
New guy posts his recruiting opinion then eats it with mindless post meant to be funny, equivilent to contracting venereal disease at an all male boarding school.
Got it. Thanks guys!
Is sevenmile a confirmed alias? What about that Fupdaigle guy that apparently got banned as well?
I dont think Seven Mile is em0, but if you want to add him to it, I wouldnt argue it.
Seven Mile isn't Em0, I'm pretty sure of that.