497. Maurice Clarett's off-the-field shenanigans.
Tennessee is not recruiting well just because they got 18 dudes
497. Maurice Clarett's off-the-field shenanigans.
by a larger margin than us.
Oh, John Cooper, how much I miss thee.
They cry (all of 'em) when they lose.
it was taken after then #1 tOSU lost to Sparty in Columbus. This is a collectors item.
they saved us from Terelle Pryor.
Nobody on the FB team can count to 500.
It exceeds the number of fingers and toes they have.
Or as James Thurber once said about an OSU FB player:
"He wasn't dumber than an ox.
But he wasn't any smarter, either."
The Ohio spelling is short, so their fans can spell it and even use their arms to make an O!
Yet, despite that...
Their state is a four-letter-word.
487. Charles Woodson's punt return
486. Shawn Springs slipping in the '96 game
485. Stanley Jackson scrambling out of a sure sack only to find Andre Weathers returning his football to the end zone where it belongs
484. Art Sclichter's lead pipe locks and the fact he used to bump into Coach Bruce at the racetrack
I knew an ex-OSU booster club member and season ticket holder (until he moved to FL) who told me that Bruce used to TAKE Schilchter to the track and was one of the main reasons he got started gambling. He really had no reason to lie or exaggerate, and told me it was pretty common knowledge in his circles.
I may be too trusting, but I believed him.
The sad irony is that Ohio State actually is going to a BCS Bowl... this promo is a little old.
483. Beating them in 2003 to win the big ten and do something I've always wanted to do.... RUSH THE FIELD!
Their president apologizes to visiting fans. (must be a lot of apologies to send out!)
Tressel, Clarrett, and feelgood stories about why we love college football.
479. Only having to deal with their flea/lice infestation and foul carbon emissions from their jalopies in our dear Ann Arbor town once every two years.
Their fans boo their own players when they don't get a first down the first possession. My bad sorry. Trust me I've heard this in the Shoe many times.
But the fact that it is THE Ohio State University. Wouldn't want to get confused with another Ohio State University.
Justin Boren vs. Brandon Graham
Famous OSU Football Alum
He's pretty much an SEC lover now. Remember 2008 and his Capital One Bowl pick? "Florida wins this game by a bunch. Michigan won't be able to stop Tebow and this Gator offense." How right you were buddy! UM 41 UF 35.
He's still feeling the side-effects of this:
Beat me to it.
My favorite part is the score.
In his defense, that's how a lot of people were thinking. I won my brother-in-law's football bowl pool that year, primarily because I was the only person who had MI even beating the spread.
Every time I have to watch another grating story about Florida, I think about Tebow eating turf compliments of Michigan. That was one satisfying game.
473. Our wonderful smiles!
The missing teeth always make me laugh
why do you think their stadium is so loud? Less there to block the sound...
"Ohio State says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop."
Reggie Germany's last semester GPA at OSU in 2000.
The MMB first performed a script Ohio
Their mascot is a Hairless, Poisonous Nut
Howcome the Great Lakes don't flood Michigan? Ohio sucks.
Their Engineering school.
The wheely bar is the best part.
Nice ride but I think most bucknuts prefer the model with the dual-function cooler:
Actually, I kind of want one of these coolers.
The throat punch
They let the elderly play on their basketball team:
The fact that you can make them cry on the inside by just saying BIAKABUTUKA.
Letting Desmond Howard do the pose against them so that he can live in infamy.
They make sparty jealous of them for being our biggest rival.
To Catch a Predator
Columbus is both the armpit and anus of America.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Nor will there ever be anything.
The University of Ohio State
The "unique" odor that allows you to find their campus without a map.
That our covert operatives in Red Hot Chili Peppers "ruined" a kick-ass show for Columbus-ites with "The Victors" in their encore.
456(a): RHCP > O.A.R.
I always thought that band was crap
Now I know why
Somehow I had never heard of this and just went to look it up. That's awesome!
They are active in supporting their local libraries
+1 to you, Sir. Never gets old.
You cannot write this stuff.
but how do you embed videos like that? Is there some simple HTML code? I have no idea, sorry.
YouTube (and most public sharing site) vids have an embed code with the video on the right side (under the video description). Just copy and paste into your post.
now I feel really stupid, but thanks nonetheless!!
What else would you expect residents of Ohio to do in building full of books?????
But Woodson has DESTROYED this dallas defense! He's forced three fumbles and just got an interception from the 1 on Dallas's 1st and goal! WOODSON IS STILL BEASTLY! GO PACK GO! Alright back to hating Osu!
Columbus always riot!!
452. Beating the shit out of them on the ice every year, and the fact that they don't even care.
The best part is that they've pumped a TON of money into the hockey program and they still suck. Hilarious.
451. Pot leafs as their helmet stickers
Have to give respect where it's due, this kid is funny, too bad he has to play for OSU.
"A buckeye is a little shriveled nut that falls to the ground cuz it's too much a piece of shit to hang from a tree"
"A wolverine is an animal that just tears through things"
cue it to 45 seconds- the blonde is oh so cogent:
"actually i thought a wolverine was like i didnt think they actually existed i thought they they like um like a mythological thing."
their special teams...
I don't care what has happened over the last several years in The Game. Nothing will ever top Desmond flashing the "number one" signal at the 20 yard line and then the Heisman after he scored. I witnessed the Woodson return in person as a freshman before rushing the field, and even the that is #1A to seeing what Desmond did. That was filthy!
Edit Just saw someone had this my bad
455. 0-9 bowl record against the sec
Woody Hayes tearing apart the first down chains in 1971 after Thom Darden's late 4th quarter interception.
And on a similar note:
EDIT--Wow, I somehow missed that too. Well, here's the video.
What an f'n nutjob.
They will riot for pizza
This pederast is a fan.
Its a Party School. The Center of campus is HIGH STREET
After driving through the "Worst State Ever" for far too many hours, Ohio makes the Welcome to Michigan sign a sight for sore eyes.
Players from Ohio, the State of (does that count?):
Desmond Howard, Charles Woodson, John Kolesar, Mario Manningham, Roy Roundtree, Elvis Grbac, Ricky Powers, Zoltan Mesko, Vada Murray, Shawn Crable, Prescott Burgess, Pat Massey, Mike Massey, Mark Hammerstein, Mike Hammerstein, and more.
the good ones.
..the fact that if you told this to a buckeye they would respond by saying "you're the fire retarded couch"
Buckeye grad now converted from the dark side and is a Wolverine fan after witnessing many instances of disgraceful Buckeye behavior at games.
Basketball Arena named after and sponsored by Value City, since Big Lots backed out of the original deal
If it wasn't for them where would America get truckdrivers?
Edit: I guess people don't like the Bob Ufer reference. Thought it was appropriate. Oh well, remember, Ohio is still a four letter word.
I'm glad this isn't Ezeh's dad.
Why? If that were Ezeh's dad, UM would have a 3-time All-American at MLB.
Because he looks like a douche
Ufer on Hayes: "General StrangeHayes, those test tubes bouncin' up and down..."
Also: when he compared Hayes to Hitler.
If so, #427 is the 1992 regional final at Rupp Arena where the Fab Five beat an Ohio State team in overtime that thought it had a God given right to go to the Final Four.
bitch stole my steroids
Ohio style haircuts...
How they handle things in tough times...
Their riots keep us warm on those cold November nights.
Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson both lived in Ohio...way to go!
Family values (no Hash Bash in Columbus).
Tressel looks absolutely demented in that picture.
Or maybe he's having a mental-gasm thinking of how he's going to match a red vest with a red tie...AGAIN!
Or maybe someone mentioned wine coolers before the picture was taken, and he became ravenous with desire.
Take your pick.
Tressel's dogs in that picture? Is he a woman? What kind of head football coach has dogs like that? Those dogs are breakfast for Barwis's wolves!
417. Everybody kills, everybody murders.
Their coach looks like Mr. Rogers
A salute to some non-douchey OSU players
415 Keith Byars
414 Cris Carter
413 Craig Krenzel
412 Mike Nugent
411 Archie Griffin
410 Chris Spielman
Thanks to their fans, I will always have a place to take an old couch for disposal.
Their mascot is named after the guy who betrayed Ceasar...Wisconsin's mascot Bucky sounds more like what Brutus' name should've been. But really...was Brutus the best you could come up with?!?!?
Terry Glenn and David Boston filling bulletin board space before The Game.
Gave us Desmond Howard, gave us Charles Woodson (state of Ohio, that is)
"OH GOD! IT BURNS!!!"
The Ohio State Beer Run
WARNING: Image NSFW,but still freaking hilarious.
Brutus makes kids cry.
That alumni would never appear on national TV and say something like this.
They say they "Don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan," but we all know that they are so envious of us that it hurts.
Dotting the 'I':
They're always in a dead heat with MSU for last place academically in the Big Ten.
The fact that shops in Michigan used to carry t-shirts saying, "Tis better to have failed out of Michigan than to have graduated from Ohio State." And it took years for OSU to realize that they approved the use of their intellectual property for those shirts.
Because their solution to not having an available port-a-john is to poop in coolers, instead of say....holding it until you can go into the stadium.
Coolers filled with feces. You can't make this stuff up.
It makes it more special when the Wings beat the Blue Jackets.
(397-a. LOL 9-1.)
Those gorgeous yellow and blue flowers at the Ohio Stadium entrance.
The rotunda also features yellow flowers on a blue background which according to legend is due to the outcome of the dedication game against the University of Michigan.