Jeez, the board is slacking on recruiting these days. Smith is from Olathe, KS. He's a 5-star to Scout and also will be to Rivals eventually (he's currently ranked #19 overall).
Another big timer slated to drop in for a #Michigan spring practice... Olathe (KS) South OT Braden Smith slated to vist the 19th or 20th.
Good luck to any school
Why is that? Is the allure
Why is that? Is the allure of playing for either the oldest (Snyder) or fattest (you know who) coach in D1 too much for other schools to overcome?
I did not know Charlie Weiss
I did not know Charlie Weiss was coaching a school in Kansas.
Coach Hoke once told me that a moral victory is still a (expletive deleted) loss.
He's not.
But Charlie Weis
Edit: I'm retarded. I
Edit: I'm retarded. I honestly thought Mark Mangino was still the coach, and was trying to make a joke about Charlie Weis. Then I did a google, and found out that Charlie Weis really is the coach.
I deserve this.
Coach Hoke once told me that a moral victory is still a (expletive deleted) loss.
Look on the bright side
Look on the bright side though. BOTH your answers would've been right to my "you know who" remark:
Mark Mangino: Large, bowling
Mark Mangino: Large, bowling ball shaped Walrus. He should probably have coached in the B16.
Charlie Weis: Ruptured tin of biscuits. Only not tasty after being baked at 375 degrees for 14-17 minutes and smothered in sausage gravy.
Coach Hoke once told me that a moral victory is still a (expletive deleted) loss.
Charlie Weis
Front Butt
He's gotta a FUPA
He's gotta a FUPA
"I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start."
Ruptured Tin of Biscuits
This is literally the best description of anything I have read anywhere in at least the last month and possibly the last 10 years. Thank you.
I'll never understand how men
I'll never understand how men who are so motivated to advance themselves in one facet of life (career) can be so unmotivated to take care of themselves in another (weight/health). Hit the goddamn gym like your players to whom you pontificate speed, strength and good health you hypocrytical pair of disgusting piles of roly poly goo. /boggle
Not trying to stir the pot,
Not trying to stir the pot, but you do realize our coach is not really slim either.
Hoke is beefy like a
Hoke is beefy like a d-lineman. He's just out of shape. Weis is just straight up pure fat
Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes...and fuck Ohio.
Mangino and Weis pics
Were those GIFs??....cause when I scolled down to your post my computer screen started to shake.
My favorite Mangino picture
True Story
Mangino used to have a sideline fan in his office at KU to keep him cool in the summer. I guess the body's normal mechanism (sweating) didn't cut it and he needed further support to regulate his body temp.
.....can you imagine trying to have a conversation with him while that thing was running?
Isn't That The WWE Tag Team...
Los Luchadores?
El Mangino (L) y El Tangerino (R)
L.S.A. '88
I know this is the internet, but...
today is end the r-word awareness day:
We're dispatching someone
To take a look at your sarcasm meter immediately. Don't worry sir, everything will be alright.
Trying to escape Charlie
Trying to escape Charlie Weis' gravitational pull is too much for recruits to overcome
well
K-State does have a campus in Olathe
/screwed
For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
This is a pretty awesome
This is a pretty awesome post. And equally awesome is one of the reply's thinking your serious!
AWESOME!
*Replies
*You're
*Take
*Replies
*You're
*Take remedial English
What is up with all you
What is up with all you grammar Nazi's? You need to stop caring so much about spelling errors and improper use of phrases.
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
I'm not saying I disagree with you
I'm not saying I disagree with you, but your statement is pretty funny considering your sig line.
It does seem a bit
It does seem a bit hypocritical, doesn't it?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
(No subject)
This is home...
higher standard
As a frequent reader (and not so frequent poster) - I actually like having the grammar Nazis policing the posts. It makes people double-check their posts and reading through comments is more enjoyable. And its a michigan blog - obviously the standard for commenting should be higher than a board that looks like it was published with tweets.
Its = It's
Its = It's.
You're welcome.
Reading Is Fundamental
Tulry asmewoe
Tulry asmewoe
I like them also , because
I like them also , because I've learned a few things I was doing wrong when writing. It's like a mini refresher English class.
Pointing out grammatical mistakes is fine........
Everyone should think twice about hitting "save" here.
With that said, people need to check their inner asshole at the log in page. Telling the dude to take remedial English because he butchered a couple of words is unnecessary.
All right Lemmings. Bring the heat.
"Nazi's?"
I sea what ewe did their.
L.S.A. '88
I'd lay much of the blame
I'd lay much of the blame associated with the proliferation of horrible grammar on massively multi-player online games, where kids and foreigners learn how to spell from other gaming illiterates in the chat channels.
There are several examples, but to me the most annoying MMPORG inspired mistake is: "definAtely." I played World of Warcraft a while and found "definitely" misspelled that way about 85% of the time. I must be an angry man, but every time I saw "definAtely", I wanted to knock teeth out through my computer screen.
Other annoyance level 10 favorites include:
There are so many tards misspelling "there/their/they're", that they're driving me effing crazy with their constant errors.
The effect of "effect/affect" being reversed, is that it affects me adversely.
When I see tards bungle "you're/your" I want to scream "You're driving me crazy with your horrible illiteracy! Die in a cold fire!"
/vent
Proper grammar is critical.
For example, if I said I want you to dye, but I typed, I want you to die, you might be offended.
Wanted to come up with a
Wanted to come up with a witty comment but I can't so I will just say I love this coaching staff.
2011 Nebraska State Champ "We're Michigan." @tannerwooten not that funny, though.
Hope he brings some Oklahoma
Hope he brings some Oklahoma Joe's. Hoke loves him some barbecue.
Source? LINK?
Hoke loves some BBQ
Cracks me up whenever I see
Cracks me up whenever I see your picture. You just haddd to say he couldn't change it.
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
Even considering how well Hoke has done
It seems strange and awesome to have so many top, top flight players on campus this early. We're already planning to host (or have hosted) the #1, #2, #12 (Hood) and #19 overall prospects who are all out-of-staters plus George Campbell who is probably/maybe the #1 WR in 2015. Very nice
I also recall Steve Lorenz
I also recall Steve Lorenz mentioning in a thread last week that Smith has legitimate interest in Michigan. This news only confirms/bolsters that statement.
Another blocker named Smith? Yes, please.
Hopefully he will be a worthy successor and can block as well as his namesake Vincent Smith who will be graduating this year.
#VincentSmithBadass
Don't forget Deveon.
Don't forget Deveon.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
More angry road graders? Yes
More angry road graders? Yes please.
While we're still dealing with the hangover of the RR line recruiting, my God we are hopefully going to have an obscene offensive line for years and years to come.
Good thing he's a
Good thing he's a 5-star...he'll need that talent to even crack the 2 deep
ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
sophomore highlights
What position do you think he
What position do you think he will play in college?
Shoelaces flapping in the wind!
Good luck to any school trying to pull him out of Kansas.
/s