2nd Half Open Thread/Eye Gouging Appreciation Thread

playaction? fuck that.

You know your team is awful when the drive STARTS on your opponent's 10 yard line and you STILL CAN'T SCORE.

I'd buy Pizza Pizza Bowl tickets now, but I don't particularly want to watch us lose to Bowling Green.

Need two more field goals guys, let's go!!!!!

Play action on 3rd and goal from the 11?  Really?  I hate Al Borges.  I fucking hate that man with the heat of a thousand burning suns.  I really do.  

First down at the 10. Negative 1 rushing yards, field goal. Sounds about right. Can we leave Borges in Evanston?

I figured the throw will be high with the wind behind the back, which is why you needed to have Funchess there and not Gallon. If an idiot like me can figure it out, why can't a genius like Borges?

Gallon didn't execute Rocket Booster well enough.

Wow. Can't even score a TD from the god damn 10 yard line....

Fire Borges.

I don't know how you don't throw a jumpball to Funchess there.  Al, I defended you earlier but that's really disappointing.

When he has called decent plays, guys havnt executed. However poor execution is also his fault as the O coordinator...

No reason for it, serves no purpose in that situation.

Devin looks flat out shellshocked from all the sacks, not making confident throws.

Wonder if anyone else was open. Gallon wasn't.

At least Gardner threw it away. (I think.)

I'm just speechless. 1st and goal on the 9. -1 yards and a FG. I know that it's basically a broken record at this point, but holy shit.

We are getting fist fucked by Borges

This team is simply terrible. If someone isn't fired on Monday I give up.

You get the ball in the 10 and go backwards. Wow.

point I just feel bad for DG. He's so far into his head he is no longer an athlete out there.

FUCK AL BORGES AND HIS FUCKING HORRIBLE FUCKING PLAY CALLING

farmersonly.com? Seriously?

If hoke and brandon don't take some immediate action after this game to make changes on this offensive staff, something is wrong.

At least the offensive line hasn't been a complete tire fire today. That's a win, no?

C'mon, D.  You're going to have to make your own points.

You guys did see that PLAY ACTION AWESOME ACTION by DG before the throw, right?

There is no way that will help this team on that play.  It was only done half-assed b/c no one would even consider giving a fuck about it.  It makes it harder for DG to plant his feet and doesn't give as much time to look at his WRs.

Just stooopid.

/Borges'd

Why isnt borges running any designed qb run plays on play action????? Thats what gardner is great at and THATS IT

Fuck Borges fire Hoke for allowing this monstrosity to continue

Borges:Hoke :: GERG:RichRod

he is a goof off and prima donna.

At this point Michigan is playing against Al Borges.  

Appreciate it

is there anyone else on this coaching staff that knows how to call the offense?

Is it bad that I want Michigan to kick a FG on first down every time they are in range?

For the 1st down