2nd Half Open Thread/Eye Gouging Appreciation Thread

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Here we go

Mr. Yost

November 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM ^

Fire Borges...Hire Mike Sanford

http://www.gostanford.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=749929&SPID=127013&DB_LANG=C&DB_OEM_ID=30600&ATCLID=208167745&Q_SEASON=2013

Ask Jackson to retire...Hire Tyrone Wheatley http://www.buffalobills.com/team/coaches/wheatley_tyrone/f0fd0ca9-ed84-463f-838c-0f287595283f

Fire Funk...Hire Mike Tice (far fetched, but I got nothing...he's out of a job and was last in Chicago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tice

Fire Ferrigno...Hire Mike Mallory (yes...another Mallory brother)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Mallory

I got tired of complaining without suggesting a solution. I've been working at this research for an hour...go ahead and rip it apart.

MGoRusty

November 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM ^

I'm willing to bet if we try PA a few more times IT WILL WORK! They'll never see it coming. Or call some more QB runs. That will get me all hot and bothered.

TexasMaizeNBlue

November 16th, 2013 at 5:44 PM ^

This kid just can't avoid throwing the damn football to the opposing team. How in the hell hasn't NW picked off at least 3 passes?? I don't care about the inexperience, at some point the staff just needs to realize that Morris can't play worse than Devin. This guy is HORRENDOUS. Can't read the defense, can't go through more than one progression. The staff benched the experience guy at tailback (Fitz, and it looks like it has paid off ), now let's apply that same strategy to the qb position. Anybody that disagrees is in denial.

Perkis-Size Me

November 16th, 2013 at 5:45 PM ^

Good to see that the defense showed up tonight, but the offense continues to be an embarrassment. I know the boys are trying, but these coaches are putting them in a position to fail.



Don't care if you downvote me. This is an embarrassment in every sense of the word. 3 points against an 0-5 conference team is an EMBARRASSMENT.

Gman 007

November 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM ^

Long gone are the days when a game against the lower 2nd half BIG teams were gimmes. Pretty sad that UM has 3 points against NW through 3 quarters of football.



This isn't due to how great the lower half programs have become. Rather it is a sign of how far UM has slid.

BILG

November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^

Hey Hoke, fuck you.  Put on a headset and get on your OC about calling a shit game.  You're a fucking enabler of this shit whenever you defend this garbage.