November 16th, 2013 at 5:40 PM ^
Yay, field position.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:40 PM ^
The only thing worse than Gardner's passing is the Northwestern defenders catching.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:40 PM ^
right where we want' 'em.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM ^
Fire Borges...Hire Mike Sanford
http://www.gostanford.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=749929&SPID=127013&DB_LANG=C&DB_OEM_ID=30600&ATCLID=208167745&Q_SEASON=2013
Ask Jackson to retire...Hire Tyrone Wheatley http://www.buffalobills.com/team/coaches/wheatley_tyrone/f0fd0ca9-ed84-463f-838c-0f287595283f
Fire Funk...Hire Mike Tice (far fetched, but I got nothing...he's out of a job and was last in Chicago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tice
Fire Ferrigno...Hire Mike Mallory (yes...another Mallory brother)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Mallory
I got tired of complaining without suggesting a solution. I've been working at this research for an hour...go ahead and rip it apart.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:42 PM ^
Great job.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:42 PM ^
F, F, F, F...
November 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM ^
Oh you did so good.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:45 PM ^
Nothing to rip apart. You could say fire Borges hire a chimp to randomly throw darts at playbook and it would be better. Just as disjointed but at least it wouldnt be predictable. We can call him Chimp Kelly.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM ^
I don't remember the last drive we had that was enjoyable to watch.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM ^
At least our jerseys are selling like hotcakes in Ohio. At least I hope they still are.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:42 PM ^
Sasquatch ads are the Al Borges of commercials.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:42 PM ^
What is the best liquor to not remember stuff?
November 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM ^
Clorox.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:45 PM ^
A little bit of everyting will do the trick. It has an inverse relationship with the Borges playbook.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM ^
I'm willing to bet if we try PA a few more times IT WILL WORK! They'll never see it coming. Or call some more QB runs. That will get me all hot and bothered.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM ^
Well at least the basketball team plays tomorrow and Mitch will play
November 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM ^
...and there goes the field position.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:44 PM ^
This kid just can't avoid throwing the damn football to the opposing team. How in the hell hasn't NW picked off at least 3 passes?? I don't care about the inexperience, at some point the staff just needs to realize that Morris can't play worse than Devin. This guy is HORRENDOUS. Can't read the defense, can't go through more than one progression. The staff benched the experience guy at tailback (Fitz, and it looks like it has paid off ), now let's apply that same strategy to the qb position. Anybody that disagrees is in denial.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM ^
Who's the QB coach????
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
No one. He learns on his own
November 16th, 2013 at 5:45 PM ^
Good to see that the defense showed up tonight, but the offense continues to be an embarrassment. I know the boys are trying, but these coaches are putting them in a position to fail.
Don't care if you downvote me. This is an embarrassment in every sense of the word. 3 points against an 0-5 conference team is an EMBARRASSMENT.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:51 PM ^
damn plays that are called. It's stupid to keep blaming the coaches when it's easy to spot the key misses on several plays.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:45 PM ^
slip sliding away...
November 16th, 2013 at 5:45 PM ^
Frank, it's not a MacBook. You can't grab that
November 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM ^
Long gone are the days when a game against the lower 2nd half BIG teams were gimmes. Pretty sad that UM has 3 points against NW through 3 quarters of football.
This isn't due to how great the lower half programs have become. Rather it is a sign of how far UM has slid.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM ^
by the NW QB.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM ^
Rushing three - way too often we leave someone wide, wide open in our zone pockets.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM ^
Just not enough beer in the world to make this enjoyable.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM ^
fg is a win now
November 16th, 2013 at 5:47 PM ^
just incredible three games offensive stretch we are on.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:49 PM ^
working on one touchdown. two of those games have been against horrible defenses.
we've made five FGs (and missed at least three other FGs, right?)
November 16th, 2013 at 5:48 PM ^
Personal foul on some guy named Service, lol.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
Integrity would have been better
November 16th, 2013 at 5:48 PM ^
And there goes the game... I don't think we are scoring a TD today.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:49 PM ^
Yet F me for saying to bench Gardner eh? Idiot
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
That is because you are an idiot.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:49 PM ^
Game. Blouses.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
Game. Blouses. Borges'd
November 16th, 2013 at 5:52 PM ^
Touche
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
Zero deep shots to Funchess...I can't imagine the excuse for this.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:51 PM ^
Agree man
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
If we don't score a touchdown in this game Borges needs to go. This offense is way too talented to be on this long of a scoring drought
November 16th, 2013 at 5:51 PM ^
Its Gardner
November 16th, 2013 at 5:56 PM ^
Gardner isn't having a great game or a great year for that matter but Borges isn't helping what so ever. There are teams with worse quarterbacks than Gardner that can put up some offense
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
Hey Hoke, fuck you. Put on a headset and get on your OC about calling a shit game. You're a fucking enabler of this shit whenever you defend this garbage.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:52 PM ^
Id rather he bench Gardner instead if worrying abt his feelings
November 16th, 2013 at 5:55 PM ^
Get over the goddamn headset!! Who gives a fuck? That is not even remotely the issue with this team.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
Cmon, kick Integrity's ass.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM ^
Of 2010's bowl game against Miss. ST.
I think I found the reason our offense can't execute.
November 16th, 2013 at 5:51 PM ^
Go Huskers.