2017 ESPYs (open thread)
Yada, yada, yada...fuck ESPN. Yada, yada, yada...you can't wait for OT season to be over. Caitlyn Jenner, Bruce Jenner, politics and personal opinion.
Okay, now that we got that out of the way...the ESPYs are on.
Hey Peyton...
Thank God for Woodson, that would have been another thing Payton would have held over poor Eli.
I heard mostly what he holds over people is his nut sack.
...and Ryan Leaf. Seems like just yesterday, but all are done with their playing careers. I feel old.
Don't be so sure about Ryan Leaf. If we're competing in "epic falls from Grace", he's up there with some of the best all time.
I've never watched the ESPYs before and that streak will not be changing tonight.
Just to see predictable reply like that
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I will be watching Chronicles of Riddick instead.
Lots of athletic highlights in that.
Chronicles of Riddick is so bad it's good.
was good!
Peyton Manning is truly a savage for that joke. I have never seen KD look so mad.
"Peyton is killing it tonight. Of course, we are indoors."
The ESPYs have been all downhill since Norm McDonald hosted it.
because I don't pay for cable between February and August. But please have some corporate stooge on here explain to me how ESPN is going to still get $7/month from me because their management is so masterful.
Take out the Peyton bits and show sucked. Story on the Air Force Master Sgt was incredible, emotional and inspirational. You can never go wrong a GOAT tribute to,Vin Scully.
Highlight was the senior citizen community and the old lady tormenting Manning. "Did you win 5 Super Bowls?"
Who is the genius who does the presenter pairings? Forget who they were, but 2 presenters had the chemistry of a married couple who just had a major fight and then had to try (unsuccessfully) to put on the happy face. Looked like the Clintons walking to the helicopter after he copped to the Lou Vega Mumbo #5 "a little bit of Monica".
On a presenter + side, Danica is free to use the stick shift to change my gears anytime!