2012 College Gameday sign ideas 2012 Jerryworld edition
"roll over and die"
Sit Fowler, fetch Fowler, roll over Fowler and Bama
so many possibilities, they're endless
"Wolverine in a Bag Rolls Over the Damn Tide"
SEC = Sexual Enjoyment with Cousins.
Someone make it happen.
You can write the "with" small. I will be there so I may make it. However, my wife is a South Carolina grad and she will not approve.
Either will her jealous cousins.
I hope you die in your sleep tonight.
Are South Carolina fans like other SEC fans, and they care about their conference more than their team?
Strong Egregious Content
This should actually be a mandatory sign at all televised events, especially Washington State games!
This with my girlfriend. Got permission to make it or take a marker with me to add that while onsite. She's a keeper.
Seriously, dont let her get away...
Hoke is Saban's Saban.
St. Saban's Hospital for the marginally injured and dramatically underperformed
(inspired by previous posts on this blog)
Scoreboard don't lie.
I'll be there and will 100% make this if no one else will.
You're idea is perfect, but I suggest the following:
Half of them won't understand the term "Union" or will think you are talking about the UAW.
Saban's only redeeming quality, he was too good for MSU
How about this for a recent graduate or current student:
"Saban and I have one thing in common, we were both too good for MSU."
Though it appears as though we might need to find funding for one of those obnoxious flying planes dragging advertisements through the sky.
"If you can read this sign you don't go to Alabama."
Robert E. Lee was a terrorist.
"Trent Richardson's Car Is Parked In My Space"
Or possibly, in small letters so there is plenty of blank space:
"This Is Oversigning"
Hey Bama, you do know there is an 85 scholarship limit, don't you?
Pay attention NCAAsses
I never am one to just post for the sake of saying "good job," but that "Oversigning" one made me literally laugh at loud in front of my friend's whole family. Then, when I tried to explain it, they didn't get it. Regardless, thank you for making my night.
I don't get it.
Ah, I see. I focused too much on the warning part.
hahha I actually laughed out loud when I realized what you meant. If i got it on my own I probably wouldn't have laughed as hard. Very serious response.
Too funny - I think you win the Internet today.
On the 8th day, God created the 49 states with his bare hands. Then he was tired, took a dump, and there lay Alabama.
and it didn't work... unless you meant for it not to be funny, then congrats
"pkatz said I tried too hard on this sign."
works better for Ohio... the armpit of America
I would have gone*
Maybe he did that on purpose??? I hope....
Mark Ingram... like Thomas Rawls but slower.
ROLL THE TIDE
If you don't win your division, you shouldn't go to the championship.
I'll be there too, maybe I'll just make this winner come to life. But I'd have to wear a mask of course, because you guys would all learn my identity.
Can you imagine the signs if Alabama played Stanford. Oh my lord.
Just a picture of Spike 80DF raining on their mascot.
Many, Many more.
If an Alabama fan divorces his wife, are they still brother and sister?
Not if they're still father and daughter.
No problem... RAWL tide RAWL
"Reigning national champs? So what?! This is Michigan fergodsakes!"
And one with a picture of Harvey Updyke's mug shot. No words, just the picture will do.
Signing Every Child
...around the rim and downthe hole.
(I doubt the Auburn faithful will mind if we borrow it, just this once)
Michigan Football: We have a Thor.
Actually, we have two.