Football Display Case
national champs baby
Patrick Hruby is doing God's work.
first comment: "EVERY ATHLETE HAS ASPIRATIONS OF WINNING AND WE HAVE OUR FAVORITES BUT IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO OTHER STUDENTS ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS, TOO!"
stupid Pistons and their refusal to tank properly
rundown of Michigan's riser
needs moar usage
so much for that
This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
will be michigan's highest pick in a while
money has to go somewhere
I am only motivated by people who have no opinion about me.
the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
but I thought that draft was supposed to be incredibly loaded?
If you're gonna go please be in the first round.
another delightful side effect of a 14 team conference
how about Saban cut my other sign, or a picture of Denard's head photoshopped on the Bear Bryant statue?
903 wins most in college football
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
Someone make this happen
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
"roll over and die"
"I hit Fowler with the beer can"
"Fowler is a female dog"
"to make a complete evaluation off video w/o seeing guys in-person - I don't believe that at all." - Josh Helmholdt
Sit Fowler, fetch Fowler, roll over Fowler and Bama
so many possibilities, they're endless
"Wolverine in a Bag Rolls Over the Damn Tide"
Brady Hoke - High quality recruits one or two at a time.
SEC = Sexual Enjoyment with Cousins.
Someone make it happen.
Good work, if you can somehow ignore the "with"... which you cannot. Maybe a sign about how great Ben Braden will be this year?
You can write the "with" small. I will be there so I may make it. However, my wife is a South Carolina grad and she will not approve.
Either will her jealous cousins.
I hope you die in your sleep tonight.
Sorry, I didn't mean to reopen old wounds...
Virgins are really tough to find these days.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
Are South Carolina fans like other SEC fans, and they care about their conference more than their team?
[Caved troll is caved. Sorry, Mobile app users.]
RIP my avatar, June 14, 1998 - October 26, 2012.
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This should actually be a mandatory sign at all televised events, especially Washington State games!
This with my girlfriend. Got permission to make it or take a marker with me to add that while onsite. She's a keeper.
Seriously, dont let her get away...
I don't know who's hair is better, John Stamos circa Full House or Denard
Hoke is Saban's Saban.
St. Saban's Hospital for the marginally injured and dramatically underperformed
(inspired by previous posts on this blog)
Scoreboard don't lie.
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
I'll be there and will 100% make this if no one else will.
You're idea is perfect, but I suggest the following:
Half of them won't understand the term "Union" or will think you are talking about the UAW.
"Nobody cares what you think!"
Saban's only redeeming quality, he was too good for MSU
How about this for a recent graduate or current student:
"Saban and I have one thing in common, we were both too good for MSU."
Though it appears as though we might need to find funding for one of those obnoxious flying planes dragging advertisements through the sky.
Stop the uniform changes! Contact Dave Brandon 734-764-9416.
"If you can read this sign you don't go to Alabama."
Robert E. Lee was a terrorist.
"Trent Richardson's Car Is Parked In My Space"
Or possibly, in small letters so there is plenty of blank space:
"This Is Oversigning"
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
Hey Bama, you do know there is an 85 scholarship limit, don't you?
Pay attention NCAAsses
I never am one to just post for the sake of saying "good job," but that "Oversigning" one made me literally laugh at loud in front of my friend's whole family. Then, when I tried to explain it, they didn't get it. Regardless, thank you for making my night.
Football is both an identity and a terminal illness. A rhythm and a chaos and an opiate for the mind all at once.
-Johnny Danbury (umichedme.blogspot.com)
I don't get it.
Ah, I see. I focused too much on the warning part.
hahha I actually laughed out loud when I realized what you meant. If i got it on my own I probably wouldn't have laughed as hard. Very serious response.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Too funny - I think you win the Internet today.
"No man is more important than The Team. No coach is more important than The Team. The Team, The Team, The Team"
On the 8th day, God created the 49 states with his bare hands. Then he was tired, took a dump, and there lay Alabama.
and it didn't work... unless you meant for it not to be funny, then congrats
"pkatz said I tried too hard on this sign."
works better for Ohio... the armpit of America
I would have went to Alabama but i already passed high school.
I would have gone*
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." -KK
Maybe he did that on purpose??? I hope....
Walmart Wolverines are OK in my book!