100 reasons to hate notre dame

Submitted by Rescue_Dawn on September 8th, 2009 at 6:26 PM

I thought we could collaborate and come up with 100 reasons to hate notre dame. Reason #100: touchdown jesus

September 8th, 2009 at 7:58 PM ^

Yeah, everyone should go back and EDIT your comment to get the right number. That's what I did when I posted it and several people had posted while I was typing mine. Come on, you can do it.

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nella

September 8th, 2009 at 7:56 PM ^

I'll be here all evening. Tip your waitresses.

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wiper

September 8th, 2009 at 7:59 PM ^

the 'icy hot stuntaz' have yet to give membership to Jimmay.

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Lane8

September 8th, 2009 at 7:58 PM ^

I had to drive through South Bend once in 1995 and I still can't believe what a crap-hole that place is.

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MGoGarbs

September 8th, 2009 at 8:00 PM ^

The fact that the Fighting Illini are insulting to Native Americans, but the Fighting Irish are totally cool.

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ScoobyBlue

September 8th, 2009 at 8:18 PM ^

Because I can't eat Lucky Charms for breakfast the week of the UM-ND game.

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saveferris

September 8th, 2009 at 8:03 PM ^

The Grotto

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Drake

September 8th, 2009 at 8:05 PM ^

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Drake

September 8th, 2009 at 8:07 PM ^

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Drake

September 8th, 2009 at 8:08 PM ^

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goblueritzy92

September 8th, 2009 at 8:59 PM ^

The real shocker is that Charlie's slurpee is diet

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Wide Open

September 8th, 2009 at 8:09 PM ^

Games against Michigan could go either way, but they find a way to lose to [TEAM REDACTED] every year.

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RONick

September 9th, 2009 at 11:09 PM ^

Except when [TEAM REDACTED] has an almost insurmountable lead that they feel like blowing in a very [TEAM REDACTED]-like fashion.

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saveferris

September 8th, 2009 at 8:11 PM ^

Firing Ty Willingham for going 21-15 over 3 seasons but keeping Charlie Weis despite going 29-21 over 4 seasons and claiming race has nothing to do with it.

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OysterMonkey

September 8th, 2009 at 8:19 PM ^

Is "golden" a first name?

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itself

September 8th, 2009 at 8:19 PM ^

Potato famine...too soon?

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BiSB

September 8th, 2009 at 8:20 PM ^

"The most underrated coach in America..."

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joeyb

September 8th, 2009 at 8:21 PM ^

Because they are going to being playing in the national championship game this year.

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jmblue

September 8th, 2009 at 9:17 PM ^

How are they going to do that after we kick their ass?

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itself

September 8th, 2009 at 8:24 PM ^

Lack of conference and a TV contract big enough to feed their coach

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Phinaeus Gage

September 8th, 2009 at 8:28 PM ^

Pedophilic priests

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BigWeb17

September 8th, 2009 at 8:33 PM ^

Harry Oliver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qiAEeudOs8

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BiSB

September 8th, 2009 at 8:35 PM ^

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MaizeandBlue14

September 8th, 2009 at 8:40 PM ^

They got their uniforms from Navy

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wile_e8

September 8th, 2009 at 8:46 PM ^

No Excuses

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victors2000

September 8th, 2009 at 8:48 PM ^

Hogging the use of 'return to glory' for like a decade and not allowing a more deserving team to use it.

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joeyb

September 8th, 2009 at 8:54 PM ^

Because Hawaii should not be used to go over .500.

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Big Boutros

September 8th, 2009 at 8:55 PM ^

South Bend is the undeserved home of the College Football Hall of Fame

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willywill9

September 8th, 2009 at 8:59 PM ^

Nicholas Sparks and all of his books/movies.

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UMxWolverines

September 8th, 2009 at 9:01 PM ^

2002 phantom touchdown?

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ShockFX

September 8th, 2009 at 9:08 PM ^

How about 2005 Henne-sneak touchdown that was somehow missed while a 5yard random penalty on ND was called, then Henne fumbled the next sneak.

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UMxWolverines

September 8th, 2009 at 9:08 PM ^

that too

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The Nicker

September 8th, 2009 at 9:08 PM ^

Brady Quinn's hot sister marrying a buckeye

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Blue2000

September 8th, 2009 at 10:12 PM ^

Brady Quinn's sister is NOT hot.

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OMG Shirtless

September 8th, 2009 at 10:34 PM ^

Give him a break, maybe he likes his women to look like Eight Belles

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nella

September 8th, 2009 at 10:40 PM ^

Did you know that AJ Hawk is married to Brady Quinn's sister? [initialize sarcasm meter]

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OMG Shirtless

September 8th, 2009 at 11:01 PM ^

Edit: I realize you are just continuing the joke and not telling me to turn on my sarcasm meter, when it is quite clear that it was on.

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TIMMMAAY

September 9th, 2009 at 1:14 PM ^

Yeah, not hot, at all.

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Michiganguy19

September 8th, 2009 at 9:10 PM ^

Those shitty slash marks that they paint in the endzone...

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harmon98

September 8th, 2009 at 9:13 PM ^

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Double Nickel BG

September 8th, 2009 at 9:13 PM ^

Stealing perfectly good/talented prospects and turning them into underachieving sallys.

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jmblue

September 8th, 2009 at 9:20 PM ^

I enjoy that their players turn into underachievers. It's a lot better than the alternative.

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mejunglechop

September 8th, 2009 at 9:16 PM ^

Urban Meyer!!!! Jon Gruden!!!! BEST JOB EVAAA

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tdcarl

September 8th, 2009 at 9:26 PM ^

The lamest end zones ever... Who thought it was a good idea to just paint diagonal lines in the end zone and call it good? EDIT: Someone else posted the same thing while my internet lagged like a boss...

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jmblue

September 8th, 2009 at 9:26 PM ^

The fact that they claim God is on their side when most of their best players aren't even Catholic.

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ShockFX

September 8th, 2009 at 9:36 PM ^

Only Catholics believe in god?

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jmblue

September 8th, 2009 at 9:56 PM ^

ND has a specifically Catholic mission and likes to wear it on its sleeve. Lou Holtz's favorite line was this: "God may not care if we win Saturday, but His Mother does."

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