#1 Jersey [+ Hospital "Victors" Link]
EDIT: Sorry, I didn't know that Stonum wears the #1 jersey in practice.
Also, I can't remember who asked, but a while back someone was looking for the version of "The Victors" from the UMich Health Care commercials. Look no further.
October 7th, 2011 at 2:35 PM ^
It's Daryl Stonum
October 7th, 2011 at 2:46 PM ^
If so, maybe he's playing the role of the upcoming opponent's #1 wide receiver? Seems like that would be a good use of him in practice.
October 7th, 2011 at 2:37 PM ^
Speaking of The Victors, I saw a commercial this morning (while my son was watching Plaza Sesamo) for Summer's Eve, and their new slogan is "Hail to the V" with the V standing for not-victors.
October 7th, 2011 at 2:38 PM ^
Are you serious? ARE YOU F'ING SERIOUS! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE THIS RETARDED POST TWICE IN ONE WEEK!
October 7th, 2011 at 2:48 PM ^
It is a repeat post (http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/1-jersey-inside-michigan-football) but the OP can save it by changing the title, deleting the repost paragraph, and simply going with the link to the Victors song. Either that or I can unpublish it. But people might want to view that link.
October 7th, 2011 at 2:44 PM ^
Real classy
October 7th, 2011 at 2:44 PM ^
Pretty sure we've had a post like this at least twice a week for the entire season. We should make a sticky in big bold letters letting everyone know it's DARRYL STONUM.
October 7th, 2011 at 2:53 PM ^
That time of the month eh?
October 7th, 2011 at 3:01 PM ^
Sorry I ruined your day, bro. I would hate to see how you react when your wife overcooks the meat loaf...
October 7th, 2011 at 5:25 PM ^
+1 Family Guy reference
October 7th, 2011 at 5:58 PM ^
+1 for having a massive penis.
October 7th, 2011 at 10:22 PM ^
actually he wouldn't complain a whit about the meatloaf...the big guns are reserved for anonymous internet policing
October 7th, 2011 at 2:44 PM ^
Already been posted, but that is jersey is worn by whichever practice squad receiver (Stonum) will imitate the other team's #1 receiver.
October 7th, 2011 at 3:02 PM ^
Repeat posts are obviously superfluous but I always seem to learn something new from them. Thanks for this!
October 7th, 2011 at 2:46 PM ^
post times 2...... Sorry bro, not a cool story!
October 7th, 2011 at 2:59 PM ^
How about we think about this....at current count the OP is -8....the guy who yells obscenities and disparages the intellectually disabled is at +2. Is this MLive?
October 7th, 2011 at 3:28 PM ^
Southwest Florida Wolverine?
Fort Myers area wolverine here.
October 7th, 2011 at 4:44 PM ^
North Port here
October 7th, 2011 at 6:19 PM ^
Estero representing.
October 7th, 2011 at 3:00 PM ^
Hey atleast everyone will know who will be wearing the #1
October 7th, 2011 at 3:15 PM ^
that Braylon wouldn't give out the #1 jersey until the receiver has the requisite number of alcohol-related offenses.
October 7th, 2011 at 3:58 PM ^
Are you serious? ARE YOU F'ING SERIOUS! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE THIS RETARDED POST TWICE IN ONE WEEK!
October 7th, 2011 at 4:26 PM ^
u mad
October 7th, 2011 at 4:55 PM ^
he mad
October 7th, 2011 at 5:02 PM ^
IQ should never be confused with class.
October 7th, 2011 at 3:58 PM ^
missed the first post (I know how dare I let work get in the way of MGoBlog readership) so plus 1 to the OP
October 7th, 2011 at 5:00 PM ^
Thanks!
October 7th, 2011 at 4:54 PM ^
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO WE HAVE TO ANSWER THIS STUPID FUCKING QUESTION!???
Come ON guys...it's getting a little fucking ridiculous how many times this stupid ass question comes up. I mean, really? Do you really think you should ever have to ASK who wears the #1 jersey? Do you think we would've gone 5 games into a season and you wouldn't know who is #1? If someone earned #1 for this week, don't you think there would be a thread on it!? If ESPN.com is making pages about Denard's fucking deleted twitter account...don't you think they'd talk about the new #1 man at Michigan?
And what kind of name is Kaminski!? Really? What are you 16!!? 16 MONTHS old? Grow the fuck up and do some fucking research! How hard is it to get get on MGoBlue.com?! Not hard at all...here, I'll do it for you...http://www.mgoblue.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/mich-m-footbl-mtt.html
BOOM! That took me 15 fucking seconds!? You know what I could've done in 15 seconds? I could've thought of 5 more ways to use fucking...especially seeing as how I'm just fucking with you.
October 7th, 2011 at 4:57 PM ^
U mad, bro?
October 7th, 2011 at 4:58 PM ^
October 7th, 2011 at 5:00 PM ^
This outburst just cost you all of your MGoPoints. Please read the above posts - this was a simple re-post that was fixed and left on the Board for its use as a link to the special version of "The Victors." I could have unpublished it but I thought the link may be useful to some.
(In your defense, the link to the roster on MGoBlue.com that you posted is useful. As such, your points will be restored at the end of the football season rather than being gone forever.)
October 7th, 2011 at 5:51 PM ^
I think it was a joke but I'm not sure. Someone should post a "not sure if serious" picture.
October 7th, 2011 at 7:16 PM ^
I said I was kidding IN the post...
October 7th, 2011 at 11:13 PM ^
Reading comprehension failed me - it was a Friday afternoon after a long work week. The penalty I imposed has been removed and you should be back to normal.
Next time, if you would, try to avoid the personal attacks and excessive cursing (even if joking). One of my objectives is to keep the conversation civil and not unnecessarily dirty. Or at least make the "I'm joking" a little more prominent. Makes my job easier. Thanks!
October 10th, 2011 at 12:50 PM ^
However, I'm not back to normal on the points...FYI
October 7th, 2011 at 5:16 PM ^
And what kind of name is Kaminski!? Really?
It is a name that lots of people have
October 7th, 2011 at 6:23 PM ^
Tell him how you really feel...
October 7th, 2011 at 7:08 PM ^
you mad bro?
October 7th, 2011 at 7:22 PM ^
I'm not going to go back and edit...but if you read the last line of the post. It says "I'm just f-ing with you." It's not like you had to even imply that I was joking...I say it right there in the tantrum.
I thought the excessiveness was sarcastic enough, but apparently not.
I was also making fun of Brian Kelly, hence the excessive cursing.
Another clue could've been me making fun of his name...like really? Who would ACTUALLY do that?
I was actually making fun of those who are freaking out over all of this.