in a manner of speaking. You were correct in saying it wouldn't be read because after a few paragraphs it had the same effect as a couple of Tylenol PMs. Knowing this, why would you think anyone would bother to share something they could not stay interested in? Damn right dastarly writing.
"Rodrick Williams Jr.'s 10-month old, 2-foot-long savannah monitor named "Kill" gets the RB some strange looks when they go for walks together."