Persistence is futile: QWOP, the funniest sports game of all time
October 8th, 2012 at 1:26 PM ^
I'm guessing one of these two based upon the presence of grammar:
That is the goddamned stupidest thing
I've ever seen. Mostly because I couldn't
figure out how to be good at it.
What is the point, exactly?
October 8th, 2012 at 4:52 PM ^
nope
October 8th, 2012 at 2:20 PM ^
Brian would love that "doodiehead" made it into print
October 8th, 2012 at 3:20 PM ^
I was guessing this one:
WHAT A STUPID MOTHERFUCKING GAME I MEAN YOU CAN'T EVEN HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF ANYTHING
Sounds like Brian's style.
October 8th, 2012 at 6:29 PM ^
I second this guess.
October 10th, 2012 at 12:54 PM ^
I did steal the "what's even the point of anything" from one of the Henry the Otter of Ennui posts back in 2010.
October 8th, 2012 at 3:40 PM ^
before posting to the board after any loss. It would be a good way to lower aggression by directing it elsewhere. I am never played such an insane game.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:45 PM ^
Kneel on one knee, of course!
The steps to beat QWOP are basically a Fat Joe song if "rockaway" meant "kneel":
Fake runners don't dance they just pull up their pants and do the rockaway (re: kneel)
Lean back. Lean back. Lean back.
Do the rockaway (re: kneel)
Lean back. Lean back. Lean back.
I totally forgot about the awesome Lil Jon cameo hahaha.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:38 PM ^
But whatever.
October 9th, 2012 at 11:50 AM ^
After spending 10 minutes to get 1.6 meters, I don't believe this for a second.
October 9th, 2012 at 1:15 PM ^
I did it too.
October 10th, 2012 at 1:58 PM ^
linking the same picture... I See you..
October 9th, 2012 at 5:16 PM ^
It took me probably 10 minutes to do that one run and I almost gave up about seven times out of sheer boredom.
Hint: I didn't use the 'O' or 'P' until I reached the hurdle at 50 meters.
October 10th, 2012 at 1:59 AM ^
that simple hint helped me achieve the glory that had eluded me for years.
i feel so accomplished now.
October 9th, 2012 at 3:30 PM ^
In this week's edition of TWIS, under a picture of a very sad Texas fan, is a caption that reads "i used to think i could do things." Brian, you are one sly motherfucker, BUT I'M ON TO YOU.
Also, 3.2 meters. Mad respeck.
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