national champs baby
Persistence is futile: QWOP, the funniest sports game of all time
October 8th, 2012 at 1:26 PM | 
Which one?
Which one?
October 8th, 2012 at 2:20 PM |
I figured it was the last quote
I figured it was the last quote
Brian would love that "doodiehead" made it into print
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
October 8th, 2012 at 3:20 PM |
I was guessing this one:
WHAT
I was guessing this one:
WHAT
I was guessing this one:
WHAT A STUPID MOTHERFUCKING GAME I MEAN YOU CAN'T EVEN HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF ANYTHING
Sounds like Brian's style.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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October 8th, 2012 at 6:29 PM |
I second this guess.
I second this guess.
I second this guess.
October 10th, 2012 at 12:54 PM |
Actually that's mine
Actually that's mine
I did steal the "what's even the point of anything" from one of the Henry the Otter of Ennui posts back in 2010.
October 8th, 2012 at 3:40 PM |
This game should have mandatory participation
This game should have mandatory participation
before posting to the board after any loss. It would be a good way to lower aggression by directing it elsewhere. I am never played such an insane game.
October 8th, 2012 at 3:47 PM |
I beat the game!!
I beat the game!!
And I'm not telling y'all how I did it. Ha ha ha!
Abort, Retry, Fail?
October 8th, 2012 at 11:45 PM |
Gotta do the rockaway!
Gotta do the rockaway!
Kneel on one knee, of course!
The steps to beat QWOP are basically a Fat Joe song if "rockaway" meant "kneel":
Fake runners don't dance they just pull up their pants and do the rockaway (re: kneel)
Lean back. Lean back. Lean back.
Do the rockaway (re: kneel)
Lean back. Lean back. Lean back.
I totally forgot about the awesome Lil Jon cameo hahaha.
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:38 PM |
This may be the least productive thing I've ever done in my life
This may be the least productive thing I've ever done in my life
But whatever.
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
October 9th, 2012 at 11:50 AM |
After spending 10 minutes to
After spending 10 minutes to
After spending 10 minutes to get 1.6 meters, I don't believe this for a second.
October 9th, 2012 at 1:15 PM |
It's legit.
It's legit.
October 10th, 2012 at 1:58 PM |
linking the same picture... I
linking the same picture... I
linking the same picture... I See you..
Class of '11 B.S.E (E.E.)
October 9th, 2012 at 5:16 PM |
I speak the truth
I speak the truth
It took me probably 10 minutes to do that one run and I almost gave up about seven times out of sheer boredom.
Hint: I didn't use the 'O' or 'P' until I reached the hurdle at 50 meters.
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
October 10th, 2012 at 1:59 AM |
thank you
thank you
that simple hint helped me achieve the glory that had eluded me for years.
i feel so accomplished now.
I do it for my love of the Streets
October 9th, 2012 at 3:30 PM |
MYSTERY SOLVED.
MYSTERY SOLVED.
In this week's edition of TWIS, under a picture of a very sad Texas fan, is a caption that reads "i used to think i could do things." Brian, you are one sly motherfucker, BUT I'M ON TO YOU.
Also, 3.2 meters. Mad respeck.
I'm guessing one of these two based upon the presence of grammar:
That is the goddamned stupidest thing
I've ever seen. Mostly because I couldn't
figure out how to be good at it.
What is the point, exactly?
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.