Teehee you crack me up sometimes Anonymous Coward.
Doing my part to increase the bounce rate
Like that episode of Scrubs.
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
That article reads like the author wrote it three different ways, handed them to his editor to see which one he liked, and the editor ran it as it was