These quotes are getter more bizarre, and funnier, each week.
Michigan's Dennis Norfleet defies adversity, including predatory plant attached to his leg since 1998
True, but Brian usually doesn't change the headline. I didn't really get this one. Was it a commentary on the use of maudlin story lines in sports articles?
I don't exactly get it either. I mean, I get how absentee parents and learning disabilites can be likened to protein-eating plants, but I don't know if there is more to it.