"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
"Tonight we were reminded that Michigan is five years further down the road. Which means we have a long road ahead. The State Farm Center renovations start in a few hours and will run for three years. Let’s hope that when they’re complete, we’re Michigan."
"Michigan is a special place," John Wangler said. "The staff up there is wonderful, and you know they're going to take care of your kid. And all Jack ever wanted was a fair shot and they'll give it to him. He'll get a great education. Harvard didn't stack up academically to Michigan, so he made the right call there."