It Has Been Zero Years since Northwestern Last Won a Bowl Game
"Not too many coaches deliver a sincere address about the hard work and tenacity of their football players with the remains of a monkey toy sitting on the table like the head of Alfredo Garcia"
January 7th, 2013 at 8:05 PM ^
Sometimes you gotta tear a plush monkey toy into little bits. I hope Fitzgerald mounts the head on his office wall!
January 11th, 2013 at 1:13 PM ^
i was like 100% sure this was a made-up secondary headline
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