I read the header and description below and thought Brian was changing the words again, but no. This guy must really be masochistic.
Happy Birthday, Greg Robinson
The La Canada St. Francis defense is receiving tips from a coach who knows something about defense.
Keeping on the theme of The Office, note that Robinson "offered to help coach the long snappers." I guess this makes him assistant (to the?) long snappers coach.
Then again, now that long snapper is the most important position in college football, maybe this is the most prestigious job in the sport today.
The long snappers will start skipping balls back or simply throw them over the heads of the punters/holders. They will then start a rapid descent to the bottom of their respective league in long snapper efficiency until Dr Vorax appears, thereby torpedoing the current HC and GERG's employment.
So the tips he's offering are to confuse the offense by running away from wherever their receivers go?
Still in over his head then?
At least he is living in Brentwood. Not a bad place to live if you ask me.