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don't click here

By Anonymous Coward — January 24th, 2013 at 2:32 PM — 16 comments
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my strategy is to stay away from large bodies of water

Link: 
don't click here
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January 24th, 2013 at 3:07 PM | The Reviews (Score:5 Normal)
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They are priceless.

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January 24th, 2013 at 3:19 PM | Indeed (Score:5 Normal)
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"Too Informative: Arrived at the docks for my vacation and was unable to find my cruise ship. Vacation ruined." I love it!

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
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January 24th, 2013 at 3:23 PM | I love the internet (Score:5 Normal)
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I bought How to Avoid Huge Ships as a companion to Captain Trimmer's other excellent titles: How to Avoid a Train, and How to Avoid the Empire State Building. These books are fast paced, well written and the hard won knowledge found in them is as inspirational as it is informational. After reading them I haven't been hit by anything bigger than a diesel bus. Thanks captain!
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"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

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January 24th, 2013 at 3:18 PM | The information in this book is out of date (Score:5 Normal)
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You can't avoid huge ships! They'll come for you no matter where you are. Didn't the author ever see Speed 2?

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
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January 24th, 2013 at 3:58 PM | "stay away from large bodies of water" (Score:3 Normal)
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Difficult in Michigan.

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January 24th, 2013 at 4:22 PM | The illustration someone uploaded is extremely helpful: (Score:5 Normal)
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This has nothing to do with Michigan football.

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January 24th, 2013 at 4:37 PM | Also, every time "don't click (Score:5 Normal)
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Also, every time "don't click here" shows up on mgo.licio.us it's just the best thing ever.

This has nothing to do with Michigan football.

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January 24th, 2013 at 5:12 PM | My favorite comment: "I think (Score:5 Normal)
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My favorite comment:

"I think these facetious reviews are deeply offensive to the many dedicated women working tirelessly, with the help of this book, to make this country safer by improving their driving."

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January 24th, 2013 at 5:52 PM | What does it say about me (Score:5 Normal)
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What does it say about me that in the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section has the following:

- Best of Hasselhoff CD
- Men on My Couch: True Stories of Sex, Love, and Psychotherapy
- AMSCAN Face Paint
- The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China
- Remington Oil Pop-Up Wipes

Telling...

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January 24th, 2013 at 11:32 PM | LOL,   if that ice berg could (Score:5 Normal)
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LOL,

 

if that ice berg could have read this prior to 1912, the titanic maight still be sailing...

 

too soon?

Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East

We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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January 25th, 2013 at 9:46 AM | Wish I could actually read this book... (Score:1)
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It looks very important but I might have to hold off at $200 a pop. 

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January 25th, 2013 at 2:48 PM | - (Score:5 Normal)
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You don't expect them to just give away such valuable information, do you?

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January 28th, 2013 at 2:19 PM | I'm sold!  One's on the way (Score:2)
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I'm sold!  One's on the way to my coffee table.

 

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January 30th, 2013 at 6:35 PM | Similar to this product I (Score:1)
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Similar to this product I actually stumbled upon on Amazon a year or so ago.  Great reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-Terminated-Speaker-Cable/dp/B000J36XR2

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February 2nd, 2013 at 3:25 PM | What a deal! I think I'll (Score:2)
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What a deal! I think I'll stock up.

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February 5th, 2013 at 4:08 PM | But what if I don't want to (Score:1)
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But what if I don't want to avoid huge ships?  I mean I don't want to collide with them but I like seeing them.  And what do they consider a huge ship?  Would the Alpena at 546 feet fit in that category or are they only referring to ships like the Arthur Anderson at 767 feet?  Or maybe they only care about the 1000 footers?

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