I, for one, welcome our new ZomboCom overlords.
don't click here
I can do ANYTHING!
Clicked. Was not disappointed.
WTF did I just witness
Should have made the site redirect there on April first.
We know your face, Brian.
It was great when the Packers had Frank Zombo. The possibilities are endless with Frank Zombo.
I signed up for their newsletter.
A vast improvement to say the least.
Of when The Onion was sold to Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Group, Yu Wan Mei.
My Bredren! Ai have jes returned fram dat land, Zombocom!
First mi tink deh narrator a jester an tell lies about di Zombocom! but den he tell mi "Hey mon, ease up, sidung beside mi an share my chalice."
Narrator mon den passed over di ganga an dropped di truut on Zombocom!
"Check it deep" He say "Zombocom is bad like yaz! Dis is di place to really mash it up! You can do anyting at Zombocom!"
Ai was sippin' di narrators herb an lissnin' real good, Jah know. an it might have been di fiah, (cuz narrator mon don smoke no bushweed, only pure lambsbread) but di more Ai lissin' di more Ai tink Zombocom! is bashy!
"Deh is no sufferation at Zombocom!" He continued "Everyting cook and curry! The infinite is possible at Zombocom!"
At dat time Ai was overcome wit di Euphoria! Ai knew dat Zombocom! was truly di way, mos def! I put on my darkers because di future was suddenly so bright!
"Memba..." He soothed "you are mongst frens' at Zombocom! We will help you reach your destiny! The unattainable is UNKONWN at Zombocom!"
My dream now is to become a greeter at Zombocom! Welcom, to Zombocom!
I didn't click. I can't do anything.
Everything is better now.
Zombocom is love.
I love zombocom.