Lol holy shit that was terrible. Some fun bits:
"confining things in house might help heal the pinkish skin where the scabs of the Rich Rodriguez era have been picked away"
"Hoke apparently doesn’t care if his team is exciting, which is good, because the only times it qualifies is whenever Denard Robinson has the football"
So all the time on offense?
"The reason Michigan struggled offensively in the second half is because its line reacted poorly for a while to the plethora of stunts by San Diego State’s defensive front"
This was a one sentence paragraph. It was the only game analysis in the entire article, so at least he tried.
And much, much more....