Well, after a long layoff I'm back. I'm here to tell you, as usual, that fo$u sucks; this time with YET another reason.
The reason for my absence has been many travels across the globe. I went to Asia, and to Europe. Whilst in Europe, I attended a few soccer games during the Euro championships. There were all kinds of scumbag fans, as you'd expect. Bilge drinking Dutch, uptight Deutsch, moronic Turks - you name it. Thankfully no insufferable Brits since their team didn't make it! But, across all these assholes, one thing was quite clear. These assholes are ABSOLUTELY better, a million times better, than the suckeye assholes. Yes. There is literally no comparison to the suckiness of the suckeyes - anywhere in the entire world, let alone college football.
You're going down the toilet, fo$u, and you're taking toilet paper (tp) with you.