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By EGD — February 8th, 2013 at 8:22 PM — 19 comments
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Here are Urban's top 11 recruiting tips for fellow Big Ten coaches.  I hope you dig.

11. Don’t reinvent the wheel.  If ESPN says he’s a good player, why waste your time and resources to confirm what you already know?  Look—I’ve met a lot of these recruiting guys.  The ones from Scout, from 24/7, from Rivals.  Are they geniuses?  No.  But think about the alternative.  It’s not like the wide receivers coach at Minnesota is any secret genius either.  It’s not like the linebackers coach at Iowa is all great shakes.  Is some guy on your staff going to do a better job evaluating a prospect than the regional guy from Rivals?  On our staff, maybe.  On Brady’s staff, maybe.  On anyone else’s staff, let’s face it: probably not.  And even then, is the difference worth sinking the resources into sending your guys out to do those evals themselves?  Opportunity cost, men.  Don’t overlook what else you might be getting out of that time and money.

10. Now, lots of you guys may think, “well, this kid is only a 2-star, but he fits our system.  He plays hard and has a good head on his shoulders.”  Better not offer that guy a scholarship, because you know what?  Rivals.com doesn’t care if he fits your system.  Scout.com doesn’t care if he has a good head on his shoulders.  It’s all about perception, gentlemen.  If you want to catch the SEC, it’s gotta be 3-stars or bust.

9. Look, I know they can be a little unwieldy.  They get in the way when you’re trying to eat, you don’t want to get them dirty, all that.  But you just absolutely cannot be leaving your national championship rings at home when you go on these recruiting visits.  It’s just plain dumb.  I don’t care if it was way back in 2006.  That’s not the point.  These kids want to see the rings.  You want the kids, you got to give them the rings.  And that’s just common sense. 

8. I see a lot of you guys out trying to sign offensive linemen, or giving scholarships to kickers—and even long-snappers.  This has got stop.  Nobody gets excited about linemen.  A defensive end, maybe, but not some plain old guard.  Specialists are even worse—the highest they can get on Scout is three stars, so they are just about guaranteed to bring your average down.  Image is everything.  If people see you bringing in an average of 2.65 stars, then guess what?  Your name is “Johnny Two-Star.”  The four stars aren’t even going to think about you anymore.  The three stars?  Maybe.  But you’ll get all the two-stars you can handle.  You want to be Indiana freaking University?  Just keep giving scholarships to long-snappers, and you can be Indian—oh, sorry Kevin.  But yeah, just keep giving scholarships to long-snappers, you can be the Mid-America Conference if you want to.  You want to be Big Ten?  You save those for playmakers.    

7. You know, back when I was at Utah, I noticed a recruit’s mother seemed a little worn out because she was at work all day, the recruit had a little brother she was taking care of, it was late, you know.  So I reached over and started giving the recruit’s mother a foot massage.  Now you might think, “that’s really not appropriate,” but I assure you our compliance people checked the NCAA rulebook and there is absolutely nothing in there that says giving a recruit’s mother a foot massage is a violation.  Now, sometimes a foot massage isn’t going to be enough.  But I think you get the point, gentlemen. 

6. So, I know that some of my players were previously committed to other coaches in this room and maybe a few of you might be a little disappointed about that.  I just want to come right out and address it.  No need to beat around the bush.  See, when a player makes a verbal commitment to, say, the University of Illinois—what that really means is he’s committed to Illinois or Ohio State.  It’s like he’s both of ours, you see?  Now maybe it will come to pass that the Buckeyes don’t need him in our class, and then he’ll go to Illinois.  But to go and use words like “poaching?”  “Snake oil?”  Well, that’s really not necessary.  And really not accurate, to be perfectly honest.

5. Don’t cuss at the recruits.  Yeah, this may sound funny, like “what, I can’t cuss at the recruits?”  But seriously—kids these days don’t want to play for some purple-faced asshole.  I know, I know—you all want to just ‘be yourself’ with the kids.  Well, ‘being yourself’ got you the number thirty-fuck-what recruiting class on Scout, Bo.  ‘Being yourself’ got you a class about as good as Middle-fucking-Tennessee, Mark.  You don’t see the great recruiters out there screaming at kids.  Lane Kiffin doesn’t do it.  Kevin Sumlin doesn’t do it.  Fred Jackson doesn’t do it.  So get it in check, people. 

4. I know most of you guys take junior college transfers, prep school guys.  Some of you don’t.  I can see if your institution doesn’t really accommodate that, but otherwise you’re killing yourself turning them away.  And look—juvenile halls?  Some of my best players at Florida came out of ‘the system.’  You want to recruit like the SEC?  You can’t afraid to get down and dirty like the SEC.

3. Hand-timed 40s are sometime inaccurate. 

2. Now, recruiting is hard work.  It’s a difficult business.  It can take a lot out of you.  And some of you may have some health issues that you think might stand in the way of really getting on the recruiting trail.  Well, I’m here to tell you that you can’t let that be an excuse.  Look, Mark—I know you’ve got that heart thing.  Jerry.  Hey—I know exactly what it’s like.   I’ve had my own “health issues” too—that Nick Saban, he’s a real pain in the ass.  But you’ve just got to keep on.  Perseverance.  You can’t just take a year off in this business.  You can’t just go do color commentary for ESPN and expect your dream job to fall into your lap.  It’s rough.  It’s a grind.  But you just have to keep at it.  ABR, gentlemen.  Always be recruiting.

1. No matter what, make sure you don’t come across as a patronizing jerk.  Recruits can see right through that.  Parents too.  Just never a good idea.

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February 8th, 2013 at 8:54 PM | Tremendous! (Score:5 Normal)
GotBlueOnMyMind
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Tremendous!

Bo Schembechler BA, Bear Bryant Law.

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February 8th, 2013 at 9:17 PM | It's like you read his (Score:4 Normal)
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It's like you read his thoughts!

 

"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"

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February 8th, 2013 at 9:39 PM | #7 (Score:5 Normal)
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Urban Meyer is the foot fuckin' master.

"[The University of Michigan] was, in short, the testing ground for all my prejudices, my beliefs and my ignorance, and it helped to lay out the boundaries of my life."--Arthur Miller

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February 8th, 2013 at 11:08 PM | The real question is... (Score:5 Normal)
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Would he give a man a foot massage?

 

"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

"Fix the cigarette lighter."

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February 8th, 2013 at 10:11 PM | The scary thing is that I can (Score:5 Normal)
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The scary thing is that I can honestly see Urban Meyer actually saying some of these.  Most of them, in fact.

 

 

M'Dog

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February 8th, 2013 at 10:17 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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February 8th, 2013 at 10:23 PM | This list will have 16 tips (Score:5 Normal)
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This list will have 16 tips before Delaney's done with it, and numbers 13 - 16 will suck.

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February 8th, 2013 at 10:34 PM | You forgot #12:Okay guys, I (Score:4 Normal)
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You forgot #12:
Okay guys, I know you have piles of cash. You need to spend it. All of it. Then spend some more. You have not started recruiting until you have really built up some debt. It does not matter what you spend it on, they're really are not clear rules about this part.

"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow

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February 9th, 2013 at 12:29 AM | I guess you didn't see that (Score:-1 Trolling)
DaveBuck
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I guess you didn't see that OSU is way down the list on expeditures.

 

Urban's comments are clear.

 

B1G...quit being lazy.

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February 10th, 2013 at 10:49 AM | (No subject) (Score:3 Normal)
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The Team, The Team, The Team

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February 8th, 2013 at 10:38 PM | Great work.  This list is (Score:4 Normal)
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Great work.  This list is amazing.

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February 8th, 2013 at 11:25 PM | Urbie and Rex Ryan love (Score:4 Normal)
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them some feet ... but Rex stops at the feet!

Very solid blog, sir.

"Everybody wants to be a hero, so to speak.  But it takes everybody."  - Charles Woodson

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February 8th, 2013 at 11:25 PM | "Just keep giving (Score:5 Normal)
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"Just keep giving scholarships to long-snappers, and you can be Indian—oh, sorry Kevin."

This made me spit up my Hopslam...Damn you EGD!!!! Too funny.

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February 9th, 2013 at 1:03 AM | Hokepoints preview... (Score:3 Normal)
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Apparently great minds think similar-like. I've been cooking something up along this vein for Tuesday...

 

urbzangry_thumb[6]: You can't pay them? But then what do you do with the piles and piles of money me and the guy who played Larry David's agent over here made for you last year?

kill: Um, paid the heating bill?

ferentz: Well our Wrestling team this spring will be moving into a 9100-acre palace modeled after Versailles and constructed entirely of gold-enameled corn.

aduck: And we are building a massive biological laboratory in an underground bunker outside Urbana where we hope to one day engineer a human being capable of throwing a football.

pelini: Have you tried using Dinosaur DNA? We've had some success in splicing Tyrannosaurs with white running backs and California citrus growers.

aduck: I…no. That's a good idea. J Lehman!

jleman

...tbc

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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February 9th, 2013 at 8:12 AM | Great work. Somebody should have done a voice-over as well. (Score:2 Normal)
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Must be a lot of fun.

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February 9th, 2013 at 4:09 PM | "Now, sometimes a foot (Score:2 Normal)
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"Now, sometimes a foot massage isn’t going to be enough.  But I think you get the point, gentlemen" - Fantastic

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

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February 17th, 2013 at 8:43 PM | Don't tell me about foot massages (Score:1)
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I'm the foot fuckin master

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February 10th, 2013 at 10:52 AM |  "You can’t just take a year (Score:4 Normal)
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 "You can’t just take a year off in this business." 

Pure.  Fucking.  Gold.

The Team, The Team, The Team

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February 10th, 2013 at 4:01 PM | I give that statement 5 Fakes (Score:3 Normal)
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"3. Hand-timed 40s are sometime inaccurate." 

Well done, sir. Tre Mendez would be proud.

Bo' Money Bo' Problems

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