Tuesday Workouts

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Marquis de Slocum: i love carrot cake

Marquis de Slocum: yes i do

TugboatTerrance: dude stop eating those things u know barwis only lets us have the one box they have to last all season or im gonna be eating leftover rice from the trash in the cafe afterhours

Marquis de Slocum: i miss coach coach git

TugboatTerrance: me too man he used to collect the paper plates from outside back room and squeeze the grease into my mouth while i was sleeping

TugboatTerrance: just like momma did

***TheBarwisAidMan has broken through the wall***

TheBarwisAidMan: OHHHHHHHHH YEAH

TheBarwisAidMan: WHYAREYOUEATINGCARROTCAKEYOUKNOWITISNTGOOD

Marquis de Slocum: fuck man fuck

TheBarwisAidMan: THATSRIGHTFUCKNOWGIVEME50IROQUOISTWISTSNOWNOWNOW

TugboatTerrance: i miss my grease

TheBarwisAidMan:THESTRENGTHOFTHEWOLFISINTHEPACKANDTHE STRENGTHOFTHEPACKISINTHEWOLF

Marquis de Slocum: man dont u know any other poetry

TheBarwisAidMan: YES

TheBarwisAidMan: TOBEFATORNOTBEFATTHATISTHEQUESTION

TheBarwisAidMan: YOUWILLNOTBEFAT

Marquis de Slocum: dawg even i know that isnt how it goes

TugBoatTerrance: we dont have to wrestle that polar bear again today do we

TheBarwisAidMan: IKILLEDTHEPOLARBEARBECAUSEHETRIEDTOEATAKLONDIKEBARSONOYOUDONOT

Marquis de Slocum: i want a klondike

TheBarwisAidMan: IBEYOUDOTUBBYBUTIMUSTBEGOINGNOW

TheBarwisAidMan: MYGPSINDICATESTIMJAMISONISMARAUDINGTHROUGHSTUCCIS

TheBarwisAidMan: THEPOLICEHAVEBEENSUMMONED

***TheBarwisAidMan has broken through the opposite wall***

TugboatTerrance: if we dont win 12 games this year imma kill that muthafucka

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