UCONN - M is jacked for the Grand Opening and gets the win with a very spirited effort.
ND - New QB and new coach means the more polished M team pulls out a tough road win.
UMASS - Functional DNP.
BGSU - M no longer looks past MAC teams and gets a win here.
Indiana - M scores all day on a depleted IN defense, wins.
MSU - Vengence Game. M ends the 2-year skid.
IOWA - M matches up well here. M barely lost to these guys in Iowa City last year and nips them in Ann Arbor.
PSU - PSU with a new QB, new RB, new LBs. If their new QB is shaky M has a chance in Happy Valley
Illinos - Juice is gone. Time to stomp the Zooker.
Purdue - New QB for the Boilers. Time to get payback against Danny Douchebag.
Wisky - Home field advantage? Okay, this might be a tough one.
OSU - The Bucks have had some attrition? Okay, never mind: I can't formulate a scenario where M wins this game.
But hey, that's 9-3ish right there.