A Song for the Season 2012 - "The Game of College Football"

Submitted by Blazefire on

As many of you know, for the last two years, I've done "A Song for the Season" about a month before CFB season begins. I try to capture a feeling for the off-season and what we can expect in the coming season. Two years ago, it was "This'll be the day that we try", as we struggled to overcome the letdowsn of 2008 and 2009. Last year,  things were looking so far up, so I brought to you "Michigan, Guaranteed!"

This season it seems to me that no matter what any team does, we're not going to be getting out from under the pall of PSU reporting any time soon. It's almost farcical or erethral how much it permeates everything. Towards that end, I bring you, "The Game of College Football", to the tune of "Hotel California".

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With an off-season gone by,

bad news on the tube.

Stories of misdeeds and mistrust,

homages paid to soon.

Far off in the future,

I saw a shimmering sign.

As my head grew heavy and my soul grew weak,

I thought it looked just fine.

I had reached the new season,

there it stood before me.

But the foul news still came up like before!

Will we ever be free?

Then came opening night,

a game with full fanfare.

Maybe we had passed it yet,

then the announcer declared…



Welcome to the new era of college football.

Such a lovely game

Such a crying shame

Plenty of news in the game of college football.

Can’t escape the bad

Don’t it make you mad!



The games now Gerry-tainted.

Can’t stop the Sandusky screams.

Full of lots of ugly crimes, a snake in the weeds.

People that don’t know the game now,

they come to make threats.

Some scream for bloody revenge, they haven’t stopped yet!



So I dialed up the Victors

“Please bring me good news.”

They said, “We could win the Championship and not escape these blues!”

And still those voices are calling from the TV.

Turn on Sports Center looking for sports news,

But instead all you see…



Welcome to the new era of college football.

Such a lovely game

Such a crying shame

Plenty of news in the game of college football.

Can’t escape the bad

Don’t it make you mad!



Seems not a single story

can get clear of PSU.

They said, “We’re finished for a decade,

aren’t you glad it’s not you?!”

And still the press gathers in the darkness,

not done with their feast.

Oh they hash it and rehash it still,

but the stories just keep getting released!



If we look to the future,

we can see clear air once more.

We hope our sport finds its way back

to the place we loved before.

“Oh no” says the TV, in yet another attack.

“You can clean up everything again,

but you can never go back!”

Comments

ChopBlock

July 25th, 2012 at 9:14 AM ^

This is a pretty tremendous remake of a pretty tremendous song

May I suggest adding "Seek and Destroy" to the collection?

 

Scanning the scene

in the city tonight

You’re looking for blue

to start up a fight

There’s a mental defect

in your brains

But it is nothing new

we know it drives you insane

RUNNING!

Shoelace is

READING!

Defensive ends

RUSHING!

One thousand yards

PASSING!

Armpunt time

HEMING!

way is there

LEAPING!

Bailed us out



Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy