Some Good Bucknut Jokes
A friend of mine who's an Auburn fan sent over some funnies about 'Bama. Well, for our purposes there's nothing like a good joke about the Criminals down at The University of the State University of Ohio State University, so here ya go:
A lady in Columbus calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
Q: What is Jim TresseLL's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Columbus ?
A: A huddle
Q: Three Bucknut players are riding in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
Q: Why can't most of the Bucknut players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The Bucknut team has adopted a new Honor System.
"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".
The Bucknuts are expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
Q: How will the Bucknuts spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250lbs. and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet!
Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?
A: Ann Arbor: 187 Miles
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how"
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"
A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"
Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated
Q: What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's life?
A: His freshman year