Mike Lantry, 1972
Scrappy Valley, PA
CORRUPT BIG TEN ATHLETIC DEPARTMENTS
Ohio State, (Pending a necissary Terelle Pryor Investigation)
Penn State, CHECK
Notable Quoteable: "I don't know how to even send a text message. I don't even have a computer." -Joe Paterno
I found this after a friend that was on the football team last year told me Pryor was being paid off. Obviously there is not a lot of proof out there other than this posting, but find me in 5 years.
And Dex, you need to chill bro. Cheeeull...
Yes, a message board post that has been covered ad nausem during the Pryor debacle is 100% proof that he is dirty dirty dirty.
You can believe what you want, but the facts of the matter as they stand:
1. There are no public accusations of Pryor being dirty by anyone other than internet message boards and Michigan fans
2. Rich Rodriguez continued to recruit him all the way to his signing, even after this information came out. Does this mean UM was dirty as well? If not, why were they still in the hunt? Is Pryor just a criminal genius, dragging UM along to keep his image nice? More evidence of the "conspiracy" against Michigan people like to believe exists in every facet of sports?
3. Thousands of kids around the country drive "nice" cars to prom every year - the picture doesn't prove anything.
4. I'm not your bro, bro. You don't happen to have a barbed wire or tribal tat now do ya?
1. BS. I know at least SEVEN penn state fans that thought Pryor was dirty. And THREE ohio state fans who reserved the right to consider him dirty, should he choose a school other than the university of ohio university state at, um, ohio something something...
2. BS. RR only "publicly" recruited him, but privately hired Cheaters to investigate pryor's privates, er, private life. Turns out he IS a criminal genius, but they can't prove it due to aforementioned genius. Evil, dude.
3. BS. The picture proves that he's clearly a dirty scumbag on the take and involved with the mafia. And the crips and/or bloods. And probably the Triads (or is it the Yakuza), too.
4. BS. You are his bro. Admit it. We all know you had laser surgery done to remove your tribal, barbed wire, fantasy island Tattoo tattoo before you turned over this new leaf as a pravda-spouting, glasnost-loving pinko commie scum.
You are right - I also quit calling co-workers "broseph" and telling my parole officer to "chillax".
Yeah, because "logic" is the same thing as making up ridiculously inappropriate arguments in the name of "educating" people on an internet message board about the intricacies of why it should be legal to drunkenly grab other people. And then making that argument nearly incomprehensible, so that when literally not. a. single. person. in the thread understands your point, you can pretend to be Mr. Teacher and fondle yourself over how smart you are. Logic is fun.
Also, since I forgot: