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Recruiting - what people don't know
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On the recent commitment of Kyle Kalis, many Michigan fans became excited at landing such a highly rated prospect
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And they have reason to, because Kalis will develop into a great contributor on the football field
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yes
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But, THE KNOWLEDGE laughs at many folks on this website and other places that think they know which prospects to get excited about
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Many indeed was the number of folks that were considerably less excited about the commitment of a less heralded, and mostly unknown, prospect to the 2012 Michigan class
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these people are idiots
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and the name of that prospect is Sione Houma
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yes
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The proprietor and #2 writer on this blog, B. Cook himself seemed less than thrilled about the commitment of Houma; naturally less knowledgeable ordinary fans followed suit
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but THE KNOWLEDGE is not ordinary as everyone knows
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THE KNOWLEDGE soars and basks in glory due to his great abiltities, more than anyone can ever dream of
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yes
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with the future in hindsight, THE KNOWLEDGE reveals that Houma is the most important commitment of the class
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He will be the best player on the field, and will earn muti-year All-American honors
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yes
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On to other matters
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The event most people are awaiting in the next few days is the decision of the NCAA on the heinous violations committed at OSU
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so they can know if the answered THE QUESTION correctly
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, already knows the result, but will not reveal it in order to keep the excitement growing until it reaches a crescendo
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THE KNOWLEDGE will return in the future to congratule the winners of THE QUESTION and also to reveal the season review for Michigan
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yes
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August 9th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
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Comments
August 9th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
#3
What does
this mean?!?!?!?!
August 9th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
#4
What does it mean?
It means you better go out and buy a Houma jersey when they start selling them!
August 11th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
#5
Public prognostication...
...can be hazardous!
Carnac's Answer: King Tutankhamun, Lassie, and the Happy Hooker...
Carnac's Question: Name a mutt, a tut and a slut.
August 9th, 2011 at 10:57 PM
#6
(No subject)
August 9th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
#7
dumb
not you're best work knowledge, not at all...
August 9th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
#8
& dumber
not "you're" best work, either.
August 9th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
#9
my god...
August 9th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
#10
Turban?
Do you wear a purple metallic fabric turban when you compose your visions?
August 9th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
#11
Ummm.. alright..
Ummm.. alright..
August 9th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
#12
Haha I love seeing new
Haha I love seeing new mgobloggers' responses to THE_KNOWLEDGE
August 9th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
#15
The hearing is in a few days,
The hearing is in a few days, the decision won't be for a few months.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
#16
THE_KNOWLEDGE
Hmm, I wonder if the anonymous film evaluator in Shoe's post is THE_KNOWLEDGE?
Yes
August 9th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
#17
The Knowledge ...
... Is like a train wreck: a bloody mess that you want to pass by without looking, but that you end up gawking at just to see how bad it really is.
August 10th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
#18
I disagree
THE_KNOWLEDGE is like a bikini clad beach bunny walking past you while you are relaxing in the sand. You just slide your sunglasses down your nose and smile......because that my friend is entertainment at the highest level.
August 9th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
#19
...
I just lost 2 minutes of my life reading this that I can never get back...
August 9th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
#20
it took you 2 minutes to read
it took you 2 minutes to read that?
August 9th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
#21
Love 'em or hate 'em
Love 'em or hate 'em, its always entertaining when THE_KNOWLEDGE appears and drops some "knowledge" on us.
As an aside, has anyone taken the time to evaluate the accuracy of THE_KNOWLEDGE's predictions? If not, someone simply must do it. Someone other than me, of course. Any takers??
August 9th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
#22
THE_KNOWLEDGE makes no predictions.
THE_KNOWLEDGE makes no predictions; THE_KNOWLEDGE reports the future. While it'd be more ideal for THE_KNOWLEDGE to report our future, it is possible that, when THE_KNOWLEDGE comes back in time to report his findings, THE_KNOWLEDGE creates an alternate universe where his findings do not come into fruition. I do wish I could celebrate Michigan's NC victory over Boise State though...
August 10th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
#23
you can celebrate it. Just
you can celebrate it. Just celebrate knowing that it happened in the alternate universe instead. That's what I do after every season!
August 9th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
#24
will THE_KNOWLEDGE tell us
will THE_KNOWLEDGE make a BOLD prediction and tell what position Sione Houma will be playing?
Because he looks a little light to be a FB.
August 9th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
#25
He just needs to get on the
He just needs to get on the Chris Bryant/Tony Posada diet, and he'll be the next Mike Alstott.
August 9th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
#26
lol
I am sittig here just laughing at all these comments. Now my 15 year old daughter thinks I am crazy.
GO BLUE
August 10th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
#27
There's nothing better
There's nothing better than laughing out loud about something funny on the Board and then having to try and explain it to observers. That's happened to me several times here at work. No one ever seems to get it, but I just tell them that they're not smart enough to understand advanced humor. (Probably shouldn't say that to your 15-year-old though - that would be mean.)
August 9th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
#28
I'm almost positive the
I'm almost positive the Knowledge is this guy I know who sells low quality drugs in a van behind Swiss Chalet near my house.
August 9th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
#29
Ask him if he'll let you know
Ask him if he'll let you know what the NCAA is gonna level against tsio.
August 9th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
#30
At least The Knowledge didn't
At least The Knowledge didn't say Houma would earn multiple Heismans...
August 9th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
#31
What's not to like about a 6'
What's not to like about a 6' 0" 215 running back?
August 9th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
#32
Except he is a
Except he is a fullback/blockingback. Houma was under the radar because ESPN, Scout, and Rivals rated him as a runningback, thus the "meh" rating. Once he committed to Michigan, he was re-rated as a fullback, I believe the #3 FB in the country.
Whether he is blocking for Denard or someone else at QB, a good FB is necessary. Just ask any Florida QB under Spurrier who had to run for his life (especially against FSU).
August 10th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
#33
Don't want to be that guy
Houma plays FB in a full house backfield. He does not lead block in that offense thus the ranking as a RB. I think Houma may be in for some tough competition if Kerridge's knee is healthy.
August 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
#34
The fact that he's a
The fact that he's a fullback, not a runningback.
August 9th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
#35
Quote...
Partial Quote From The Knowledge...
" On to other matters
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The event most people are awaiting in the next few days is the decision of the NCAA on the heinous violations committed at OSU
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so they can know if the answered THE QUESTION correctly
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yes"
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Response: Knowledg, a new college FB season is upon us. Last year you predicted UM would play for a NC & go undefeated. Knowledge, in 2011 you are still a imbecil. Yes I know the answer to that,
Congrats.
August 9th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
#36
Why do you waste your time?
Why does anyone try to "expose" The Knowledge? Hello, the Knowledge is for entertainment purposes. He's either entertaining or he's not. Get a sense of humor.
August 9th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
#37
posted from iPhone
You're *an imbecile
August 9th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
#38
THE KNOWLEDGE
So modest, so unassuming.
This post at least has some teeth, my friend... I'll give you that. I'm all about Houma blowing up in the next few years.
August 9th, 2011 at 10:50 PM
#39
I'm gonna go out on a limb
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that most of THE_KNOWLEDGE's posts are jokes.
August 9th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
#40
Sorry, "Beavis:"
By your standards, almost everybody who participates here, including you, "don't know shit." Are you sure your best friend isn't posting for you on this thread?
August 9th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
#41
Beavis was hacked?
Are you thinking someone absconded with his MGoAccount? Its an MGoConspiracy! Someone call the MGoPolice! This kind of activity shalt not be tolerated.
August 10th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
#42
Taters gonna tate?
Its used way too often, but this is the perfect spot for a "Haters gonna Hate" response.
How can you hate THE_KNOWLEDGE so much? The Board thrives because of its diversity, no?
August 9th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
#43
I imagine THE_KNOWLEDGE may retort...
May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack...
August 9th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
#44
Not THE KNOWLEDGE's best work
Not THE KNOWLEDGE's best work (not that his work is ever that good to begin with). For those of you not used to the knowledge, he basically claims to know how something will turn out but never reveals it. Then, after it is revealed and it's common KNOWLEDGE, he praises himself for KNOWING without any proof that he actually KNEW.
In other words, he's CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.
Btw. Mutiple All-America honors for Houma? A FB being the most important commitment? lol riiiiiiiiiiiiight...
August 9th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
#45
Cook?
I'm curious if The_KNOWLEDGE is our dear leader's deranged alter ego driven to emerge during times of great insanity.
I, for one, have never seen them post in the same place at the same time.
August 9th, 2011 at 9:46 PM
#46
Sort of like Clark Cook?
Sort of like Clark Cook?
August 9th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
#47
"Brian" is THE KNOWLEDGE's alter ego
Obviously.
August 9th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
#48
The_Knowledge
He has existed from the morning of the world and shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although he has taken the form of Gaius Caligula, he is all men as he is no man and therefore he is a god.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
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monty madaris
i believe before the big house bbq tom hinted that mich might recieve a commit from wr monty madaris( not 100% sure about that, but i think) but he didnt make up for that, now i have heard that we are totally out for him. can anyone confirm this?
August 9th, 2011 at 9:26 PM
#50
Everyone needs
Every needs to chill out The Knowledge is the man! He will let us know all that is good and evil with his blogs! Welcome back The Knowledge and respect him! Sorry Diaries
Hail!
August 9th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
#51
Sorry but this is dumb. Can
Sorry but this is dumb. Can someone please remove this diary?
