Profile: Q&A with THE KNOWLEDGE

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We are continuing with Part 2 of the Q & A session with THE KNOWLEDGE; aka the PROFILE OF THE KNOWLEDGE. This is the conclusion of the two-part interview. Part 1 will be published later (in a week or two).

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Question #5: That was a great response! Now, what the last time you soared and basked in glory?

Reply of THE KNOWLEDGE:

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THE KNOWLEDGE soars more often than he cares to remember. The latest episode came just this Monday

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THE KNOWLEDGE had said on these very pages that the BS Broncos will reach the National Championship, where they will lose to the Michigan Wolverines. THE KNOWLEDGE had also mentioned this eventuality to other groups

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When it appeared that VT may come from behind and win the game, THE KNOWLEDGE started getting several messages from those that still doubt THE KNOWLEDGE, proclaiming the failure of THE KNOWLEDGE’s predictions

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THE KNOWLEDGE replied to all of them with one word: “Ha!”

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Of course, when BS won the game proving the accuracy of THE KNOWLEDGE yet again

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 THE KNOWLEDGE soared, leaving every doubter in a trail of dust

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Question #6: You have recently announced THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE. Please provide more details about this great contest. Also enlighten us as to the rules and perks of the contest.

Reply of THE KNOWLEDGE:

The KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE is the most exciting contest anyone can hope to compete in. This is an opportunity for THE KNOWLEDGE’s fans to think like THE KNOWLEDGE and predict the score of the upcoming Michigan game. THE KNOWLEDGE has announced this challenge to exponentially increase the excitement on these very pages

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And most importantly, the winner gets to be THE KNOWLEDGE’S PROTÉGÉ OF THE WEEK. This is an extraordinary honor and the next-to-greatest achievement anyone can attain on this blog. The greatest honor, of course, will be the title THE KNOWLEDGE’S FRIEND that will be bestowed upon the most consistent performer at the end of the season

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The reward for being chosen as THE KNOWLEDGE’S FRIEND will be announced later

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Rules:

  • THE KNOWLEDGE will post a thread each week a day or two before the game, giving pointers to the game. THE KNOWLEDGE will, obviously, not reveal the score the game beforehand.
  • Since may people post many useless threads, THE KNOWLEDGE’s thread maybe pushed from the front page. Hence, people are encouraged to look for older threads, and locate THE KNOWLEDGE’s thread to post their predictions
  • In the event of a tie, there will be a short essay competition to determine  THE KNOWLEDGE’S PROTÉGÉ OF THE WEEK

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Question #7: What do you like about MGoBlog, and why do you post here?

Reply of THE KNOWLEDGE:

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This blog is an outstanding example of the success of entrepreneurship in this country. This shows that, with talent and hard work, you can achieve great success with something as simple as a sports blog

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That is what THE KNOWLEDGE likes the best about this blog

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THE KNOWLEDGE also likes the readership of this blog; hence, THE KNOWLEDGE posts here to keep people informed of future happenings to the sports teams of his alma mater

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Question #8: Finally, please talk about your record at Michigan Stadium, and your favorite food.

Reply of THE KNOWLEDGE:

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THE KNOWLEDGE has attended 17 games at Michigan Stadium, starting with the 1999 season opener against Notre Lame. The last game attended by THE KNOWLEDGE was the MSU game in 2006

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Michigan’s record in the presence of THE KNOWLEDGE is 17-0

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For example, the only game THE KNOWLEDGE attended in the 2005 season was the PSU game

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Therefore, the presence of THE KNOWLEDGE = victory for Michigan

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THE KNOWLEDGE is a strict vegetarian, who doesn’t like animals alive or dead. THE KNOWLEDGE’s favorite food is honey

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So, there you go folks. The best profile you can ever read.

Participate in THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE and have great fun!

And remember, THE KNOWLEDGE has confirmed that Michigan will defeat the BS Broncos in this year’s Natl Championship game. So, watch the games without much anxiety; since you know the results already.

Comments

erik_t

September 9th, 2010 at 7:06 PM ^

You've got to cut the poor guy some slack sometimes. Clearly Notre Dame will be changing their name in the intermediate future, and THE_KNOWLEDGE forgot to revert the name for our strange and backward in-the-past usage. It may seem strange from our vantage point, but so sometimes do his other historical observations of future Michigan victories. 

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AMazinBlue

September 9th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^

NL(ND) will struggle with the vertical passing game and I predict will fumble three times. DR will be even tougher to catch as he is so fast water cannot even catch him falling from the sky.

UM 34

ND 13

Linda in Grand Blanc

September 9th, 2010 at 11:48 PM ^

I love THE_KNOWLEDGE because it is the only entity as knowledgeable about Michigan football as Linda (in Grand Blanc).  It only makes sense that I become its protege (and eventually, its friend).

M 31

ND 23

Linda shall soar and bask in glory.

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Louie C

September 10th, 2010 at 1:16 AM ^

45-17 Michigan. Denard and Tate both shine in this one. Like last week, the defense will force a couple of early three and outs which the offense takes advantage of.  Too much speed and athleticism for ND to deal with at this time.

kevin holt

September 10th, 2010 at 1:52 AM ^

THE KNOWLEDGE'S FRIEND has the review of the ND game here, so look in wonderment. That's right, I have divined that I am the future THE KNOWLEDGE'S FRIEND, and I have already uncovered the season in total.

Because I will be asked to prove it, I shall now review the score, though you may later find this to be a red herring. THE KNOWLEDGE'S FRIEND review of the game:

Michigan: 31 ND: 24

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ijohnb

September 10th, 2010 at 8:29 AM ^

20-17.  A rain soaked mud-o-thon.  Both teams fear the other teams offense and their own defense, leading to conservative play, combining with the rain, to make for a very uuugggly game.  B. Kelly's switcharoo at placekicker bites him in the ass.  Missed fieldgoal with seconds remaining - take knee Denard.

Take the "under." 

Feat of Clay

September 10th, 2010 at 9:00 AM ^

"Friend" and Protege?"  What a load of crap.  Anybody can have those kinds of relationships.  I won't make predictions until the positions we're aiming for are "Toady" and "Sycophant."

I'm saving "slavish devotee" for my relationship with Brian, of course.

Louie C

September 10th, 2010 at 11:24 AM ^

Michigan’s record in the presence of THE KNOWLEDGE is 17-0

Zetterberg is off to a pretty good start too. More Zetterberg THE KNOWLEDGE at U of M games please.

BleedingBlue

September 10th, 2010 at 7:49 PM ^

Dude- you totally missed a chance to say that you only go to games that we win because you know the outcomes ahead of time, and therefore don't bother making the trip and paying to see a game they will lose....

michiganfanforlife

September 11th, 2010 at 10:48 AM ^

How about

UM - 31, ND - 7 ???

Denard rushes for 150, throws for 250 & Vince Smith has over 100 yards and 2 TD's.

Crist will be smashed into a small ball repeatedly by Death Row.

Michael Floyd will fumble again on a big play.

Michigan fans rejoice

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