Novak must go, exclamation point

Submitted by zoltan the destroyer on
I tried not to write this. I waited, but I have to say it, even if I may get banned. I wasn't at last night's Michigan-Ohio State basketball game, but the camera angles made me feel like I was on the hardwood. I saw OSU guard PJ Hill reeling backward with one hand on his face, his other arm waving helplessly in the air. Evan Turner was right there, anger coursing through his veins, seemingly unable to grasp the brutality of what he had witnessed. I wished I were down there on the court with him. But that's the difference between men like Novak and pigs: curly tails. That's it. Everything else is the same- not physical enough to legitimately box out, so they just get dirty. I thought I'd cool off overnight, but I woke up craving bacon. I was pissed; I couldn't even enjoy breakfast without being reminded of one of the most vicious, disgraceful incidents I've seen on a basketball court. Zack Novak should be booted from the NCAA, the local YMCA, and the Special Olympics, period. Then I read the news. Ejected from the game? A one-game suspension?! What a joke. Skipping a beatdown at the hands of Purdue? Hardly punishment at all. It's superficial. Not .001% of enough. You could start with a ban on the NIT- but seriously, this basketball season is already over. I watched Novak line up Hill's jaw out of the corner of his eye and then launch his elbow like a coiled snake striking. Hill was just playing a simple game, oblivious to the 100 MPH python that was about to slam into him. At the bare minimum, the NCAA needs to have Novak register his right elbow as a weapon or a pet and never set foot in Ohio again. And even then, they'd just be covering their asses. I'm still pissed. You should be, too. I thought Michigan basketball was above such thuggery. At least under Ellerbe we just had scandal, not this on-court violence.

Comments

mdsgoblue

January 29th, 2009 at 11:46 AM ^

it was definitely a purposeful elbow swing, which deserves more punishment than an ejection from a finished game. But, kicked out of the NCAA? Kicked out of whatever tournament UM gets into (NIT)? That is a tad bit harsh to say the least.

Electron Erectshon

January 29th, 2009 at 11:46 AM ^

No sarcasm here... Could someone (perhaps the WLA who seems to be very good at this sort of thing) breakdown the difference between the Novak elbow and the Conboy takedown? I get the difference between Novak and Tropp's hit, but cheap shot elbow to the front of the face vs. cheap shot sucker punch to the back of the head don't feel like a 1-game suspension vs. expulsion difference apart. Perhaps if a flagrant elbow to the face ended someone's basketball career, like Bertuzzi did to Steve Moore, we'd have a different feeling about it. Then again you can't get to someone's spinal cord through their nose. I may have just answered my own question but the disparity still seems out of whack to me.

LJ

January 29th, 2009 at 11:47 AM ^

I haven't seen the elbowing yet, and while I agree that some might have gone a little overboard about the punishment that the MSU hockey players deserved, you have to agree that these are two very different situations. Hitting someone in the neck with a hockey stick can paralyze them. An elbow to the face is a dirty move, and Novak should be suspended for a game for that (and Brian agrees, based on his postgame article) but you can't compare this to the hockey incident. I don't think this is looking at the situation as a homer. I think Novak's elbow was dirty and stupid and he should be punished accordingly, but it's a completely different level of severity.

downst

January 29th, 2009 at 12:44 PM ^

"Hill was just playing a simple game, oblivious to the 100 MPH python that was about to slam into him." Thank you for the wet monitor I am now looking at after spitting my Coke out.

kmich

January 29th, 2009 at 12:57 PM ^

I think it was an accident to tell you the truth. He apologized right after it happened and the announcers rights after told us he did. Novak in no way is a pig on the court as you claim. He is our hardest working player and you need to respect that it was either an accident or a mental lapse if it really wasn't an accident. Elbows are thrown all the time in college and in Pro bball a one game suspension is the norm. And in no way is this anywhere near the same as the MSU attempted murder on ice.

Farnxl Shpxre

January 29th, 2009 at 1:46 PM ^

kmich was referring to the after-hours sweatshop he runs under Yost for student-athletes. Comrade Novak certainly tackles his strafarbeit with fervor. How could you not pick up on this? Iditos!

bronxblue

January 29th, 2009 at 2:41 PM ^

LISTEN, I'm not saying Novak SHOULD be suspended for AT LEAST 2 games, but I wouldn't be AGAINST it either! You have to RESPECT THE GAME when you are out there, and throwing around your pythons like WEAPONS is not only an affront to the GAME of basketball, BUT also an affront to your fellow man!

biakabutuka4ever

January 29th, 2009 at 2:48 PM ^

Is this a joke? You lose sleep over an athlete's elbow grazing another's jaw? He didn't even draw blood so clearly it wasn't going 100 mph. He should be punished, but for a whole season would be a joke. This stuff happens all the time, but others are a little more discreet about it than Novak.

Seth

January 29th, 2009 at 3:09 PM ^

What do they teach at these schools today? I can't find Sarcasm anywhere on U-M's course schedule. Not grad or undergrad or under-an-undergrad. In my day, we had daily Sarcasm lessons, followed by two hours of Irony and when we got home, our daddies beat us until we were oxymorons.

helloheisman.com

January 29th, 2009 at 3:51 PM ^

I love this post. I enjoy reading Brian's thoughts for his writing style, but too often posters here think that his words are the end all be all on every issue. Newsflash: he's not a football coach, not a hockey coach, not a basketball coach, and likely did not play either three of those sports in high school or college. He does not always have your most credentialed opinion.