The new future, and 2012.4
Everybody that has even a half brain knew last week that Michigan will beat Purdue - that certainly did not require the power of THE KNOWLEDGE to peek into the future
This week, everybody that has even a half brain knows that Michigan will beat Illinois - this doesn't require a revelation from THE KNOWLEDGE either
however, the actual game score is much harder to predict. THE KNOWLEDGE had mentioned last week that Michigan will easily defeat Purdue regardless of any irregularities in the spatio-temporal continuum, thus implying that the score will be one sided
many competitors in THE CHALLENGE 2012.3 took the clue and predicted a crushing defeat of the Boilers
THE KNOWLEDGE will formally congratulate the winners of this and previous editions as well as the current (2012.4) edition of THE CHALLENGE by awarding the POTW next week
the reason is rather simple: next week is a virtual bye week for Michigan, and we will have time to talk about other things than the insignificant challenge posed by the spartans from east lansing
as for this post, THE KNOWLEDGE is happy to reveal that the second discontinuity event reported in the previous post has occurred and the future is now clear
Michigan will finish the season 12-2
this is the same as the record in the original future, but the opponent to whom Michigan loses has obviously been changed
now, Michigan shall not lose another game this season, and will win the Rose Bowl
as usual, those that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE will be left in the dust as THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar when this revelation is shown to be accurate when the progress of time makes the future the past
THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2012.4 is now open. predict the correct score of the Michigan-Illinois game to be the POTW
pointers to the game:
- Michigan will score very many points, and win easily again
- Illinois will not score many points, and their coach will not chew tobacco on their sideline this time
/not actually serious
Although, this score would be hilarious.
UM 45 Ill 13
UM 42 IL 6
UM 45 IL 6
That was a great guess.
Because life never happens the way you think it should happen.
And I'm always wrong, so, there's that motivation too.
44-19. Do I need to put a winner?
EDIT: My lowly self tried tried to find fault in the prediction of THE_KNOWLEDGE. Never again.
EDIT 2: Modified due to weather forecast.
Scheelhaase's rotary engine shall be no match for Dilithium
Michigan 48, Illinois 10
and claimed "they've been thinking about this for a while".. what bs..are you not even going to call them out on this??
41-15, Michigan. That's right.
42-14 MICHIGAN FERGODSAKES
Closer than I want, panic ensues.
Mich - 40
Illinois - 17
I love you knowledge, but running the table seems slightly unprobable. OSU at the shoe will not be easy
I also predict 51-9.
Game is called at halftime because of thunder.
UM 48 Ill 7
35 - 9 michigan
It will rain heavily
UM 34 - ILL 17
Michigan by 31
UM - 41
Ill - 13
Denard doesn't see the fourth quarter.
Bellomy will throw a pass
it will hit the turf
Beano did us the courtesy of departing gracefully.
good call, matey!!!
EDIT: my ability to judge whether or not that was a prediction or statement of fact was piss-poor.
^ BOOOH THAT MAN
Look here buddy, the Knowledge is the fuckin' man! By far my favorite poster on this site!
Uof M 58
Funchess w/ 2 scores.
if it rains
Michigan 24 - Illinois 3
if it does not rain
Michigan 38 - Illinois 6
M - 38
I - 6
In the rain
That "I" is illinois, not me playing the Wolverines all by myself. That score would be more lopsided.
56 - 23
good estimate by you.
Michigan - 36
Illinois - 2
Bad snap on only punt-goes through end zone
45 to 17, Michigan.