national champs baby
The new future, and 2012.4
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Everybody that has even a half brain knew last week that Michigan will beat Purdue - that certainly did not require the power of THE KNOWLEDGE to peek into the future
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This week, everybody that has even a half brain knows that Michigan will beat Illinois - this doesn't require a revelation from THE KNOWLEDGE either
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yes
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however, the actual game score is much harder to predict. THE KNOWLEDGE had mentioned last week that Michigan will easily defeat Purdue regardless of any irregularities in the spatio-temporal continuum, thus implying that the score will be one sided
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many competitors in THE CHALLENGE 2012.3 took the clue and predicted a crushing defeat of the Boilers
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE will formally congratulate the winners of this and previous editions as well as the current (2012.4) edition of THE CHALLENGE by awarding the POTW next week
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the reason is rather simple: next week is a virtual bye week for Michigan, and we will have time to talk about other things than the insignificant challenge posed by the spartans from east lansing
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yes
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as for this post, THE KNOWLEDGE is happy to reveal that the second discontinuity event reported in the previous post has occurred and the future is now clear
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Michigan will finish the season 12-2
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this is the same as the record in the original future, but the opponent to whom Michigan loses has obviously been changed
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now, Michigan shall not lose another game this season, and will win the Rose Bowl
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as usual, those that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE will be left in the dust as THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar when this revelation is shown to be accurate when the progress of time makes the future the past
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2012.4 is now open. predict the correct score of the Michigan-Illinois game to be the POTW
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pointers to the game:
- Michigan will score very many points, and win easily again
- Illinois will not score many points, and their coach will not chew tobacco on their sideline this time
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yes
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UM 42 IL 6
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Because life never happens the way you think it should happen.
And I'm always wrong, so, there's that motivation too.
28-7 Michigan.
Yes.
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EDIT: My lowly self tried tried to find fault in the prediction of THE_KNOWLEDGE. Never again.
EDIT 2: Modified due to weather forecast.
42-7
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Scheelhaase's rotary engine shall be no match for Dilithium
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Michigan 48, Illinois 10
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yes
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"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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41-15, Michigan. That's right.
Victors Valiant
42-14 MICHIGAN FERGODSAKES
"And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan."
Mich - 40
Illinois - 17
I love you knowledge, but running the table seems slightly unprobable. OSU at the shoe will not be easy
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
35-13 Michigan
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Michigan 21
Ilinois 3
Game is called at halftime because of thunder.
35 - 9 michigan
5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Michigan by 31
yes
Should we point instead of fist pump during the Victors?
UM - 41
Ill - 13
Denard doesn't see the fourth quarter.
There is a fine line between wrong and visionary, unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it!
41-20
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Bellomy will throw a pass
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it will hit the turf
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yes
Touchdown Manningham! MICHIGAN WINS!
UM 38-9.
Funchess w/ 2 scores.
It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine
if it rains
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Michigan 24 - Illinois 3
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if it does not rain
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Michigan 38 - Illinois 6
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yes
UM 51
ILL 10
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
M - 38
I - 6
In the rain
That "I" is illinois, not me playing the Wolverines all by myself. That score would be more lopsided.
Mich-48
Illini-3
Time is working funny again. Greg Mattison has a phonebooth time machine he sent the secondary back to Charles Woodson's childhood in; they have emerged with ZZ Top beards, children, and skills.-BC
Michigan
If an OSU fan divorces his wife are they still brother and sister?
Rawls gets more carries.
"Those who stay will be champions" -Bo


commence
THE KNOWLEDGE