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My Pet Wolverine
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Excerpts from my MGoBlog diary
July 2008- Daddy Rod is the best daddy ever!!! Daddy said that since I was so good during all these divorce hearings, he would buy me a dog. I hate being in court when all those people say mean things about my Daddy.
August 2008- I FINALLY GOT THE DOG! I named him Sheridan. He's not very good at tricks yet, but Daddy says he'll learn.
October 2008- Sheridan pooped. A LOT. It made a mess on the couch. My uncles all blamed Daddy, but it was Sheridan's fault.
December 2008- House covered in poop. I want to cry most days, but Uncle Barwis yells bad words at me and tells me this is a family business.
February 2009- The house is getting cleaner, but everybody just compares our yard to our neighbors. I hate Mr. Danton! He is so serious and grumpy all the time.
April 2009- I just wanted to tell you about my new pet! Daddy Rod bought it for me. It is a WOLVERINE!!!!! I named it Tater Tot. He is super cute and furry- I can't wait for him to grow up so I can play with him!!
December 2009- Tater Tot grew up, raped the neighbors and escaped into the woods nearby. I can hear him crunching on the bones of all the forest creatures at night. What has Daddy done?
July 2008- Daddy Rod is the best daddy ever!!! Daddy said that since I was so good during all these divorce hearings, he would buy me a dog. I hate being in court when all those people say mean things about my Daddy.
August 2008- I FINALLY GOT THE DOG! I named him Sheridan. He's not very good at tricks yet, but Daddy says he'll learn.
October 2008- Sheridan pooped. A LOT. It made a mess on the couch. My uncles all blamed Daddy, but it was Sheridan's fault.
December 2008- House covered in poop. I want to cry most days, but Uncle Barwis yells bad words at me and tells me this is a family business.
February 2009- The house is getting cleaner, but everybody just compares our yard to our neighbors. I hate Mr. Danton! He is so serious and grumpy all the time.
April 2009- I just wanted to tell you about my new pet! Daddy Rod bought it for me. It is a WOLVERINE!!!!! I named it Tater Tot. He is super cute and furry- I can't wait for him to grow up so I can play with him!!
December 2009- Tater Tot grew up, raped the neighbors and escaped into the woods nearby. I can hear him crunching on the bones of all the forest creatures at night. What has Daddy done?
July 16th, 2009 at 3:53 PM | 
O.....K......
O.....K......
July 16th, 2009 at 3:56 PM |
THE KNOWLEDGE is that you?
THE KNOWLEDGE is that you?
THE KNOWLEDGE is that you?
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
July 16th, 2009 at 3:58 PM |
god that was dumb
god that was dumb
god that was dumb
July 16th, 2009 at 4:30 PM |
Let me second that opinion.
Let me second that opinion.
Let me second that opinion.
Cranky, long-time MGoBlogger, prone to shooting his mouth off from time-to-time, missing the days of the neg-bang and a proud member of the "06/30/2008 Club".
July 16th, 2009 at 4:03 PM |
This one... might be pushing
This one... might be pushing
This one... might be pushing it.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
July 16th, 2009 at 4:12 PM |
Not the best effort
Not the best effort
Not the best effort
Hail.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:12 PM |
Afraid
Afraid
I am afraid to comment on this one. I am guessing that all those forest creatures include Broncos, Irish little people, Eagles, etc....
That is the point, right.?
"Run and armpunt that, homeboy." -Brian 10/22/12
July 16th, 2009 at 4:23 PM |
As weird and creepy as that
As weird and creepy as that
As weird and creepy as that was. I still found it mildly amusing, especially the end about the Wolverine raping the neighbors. What has daddy done? It also kind of sounded like a pedophile wrote this though.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:39 PM |
I have to admit...
I have to admit...
... Tater Tot got me.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:45 PM |
My hopes were way too high
My hopes were way too high
My hopes were way too high for this post.
The world looks better through maize mirror tint.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:28 PM |
Seconded. Although I found it
Seconded. Although I found it
Seconded. Although I found it semi-humorous, I really was expecting to read a story about someone's pet wolverine haha
July 16th, 2009 at 5:45 PM |
funny
funny
Raped the neighbors and ran into the woods?
Cracked me up!
July 16th, 2009 at 9:47 PM |
wow
wow
You had me at Grumpy Mr. Danton, but the image of lil Tater Tot tearing the last scraps of flesh from Squirrelly Squirrel's sweater vest is what made me smile.
July 17th, 2009 at 7:01 AM |
Sucks to be the OP. My daddy
Sucks to be the OP. My daddy
Sucks to be the OP. My daddy got me a FUCKLION.
July 17th, 2009 at 12:08 PM |
Love it!
This community is
Love it!
This community is
Love it!
This community is producing some strange shit lately.
"Fear. Columbus is rank with it. Let us ease their pain."
July 17th, 2009 at 1:24 PM |
I Loved it. It was the right
I Loved it. It was the right
I Loved it. It was the right ammount of cute and creepy. And in this mind numbing work day i needed something to jolt my mind. It also reminds me of my favorite ATHF episode, Handbanana!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAKL3Og-zGc
(slowly backs away)