MGoTWIS: Wild Turkey Edition
Sparty
That awkward moment when you're watching the Western game and 2-8 Buffalo's backup QB throws vastly better ball than TOC
Dumbass Dantonio going for 2
Another perplexing decision. Maryland, Michigan, and now this.
I think it is fair to think Dantonio needs a health exam at his point.
Dantonio pooped his pants this year.
Fire dantonio
Bye bye O'Connor. God he's fucking terrible.
O'Cunter should pay back his scholarship in full.
One more ToC shit show to sit through
I'm surprised that wasn't completed because normally when you close your eyes and heave it that works.
Notre Dame
http://www.irishenvy.com/forums/notre-dame-game-day/286562-nov-19-virginia-tech.html
Out coached and out hearted. So sad.
Can't handle how bad this team is.
Yeesh, what a train wreck. I worry this season is going to have lasting negative effects.
Time to hear more bk drivel in his pressed.
Their fans are much louder than ours.
I think he knows this is the last time he's going to coach at Notre Dame stadium.
We must have the most predictable routes in America
Can the band PLEASE stop playing The Imperial March? I'm begging!
Now let's watch another team celebrate on our field once again.
VT says no bowl for you
I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready for this season to be over.
How in the flying **** did he get that first down holy ****ing **** I am melting down worse than Notre Dame with a 2nd half lead.
Rutgers
https://rutgers.forums.rivals.com/threads/rutgers-vs-penn-state-game-thread.113606/
It's official, we are the laughing stock of the B1G. What an embarrassment of a season.
Best thing about Rutgers football - no traffic after the game.
Ash did say this would be a throwaway season...I wasn't expecting him to plan on making that a complete reality. Its like they made a conscious effort to not score this year.
224-0 (so far) against four conference rivals. Seriously, this team is embarrassing.
At least PSU didn't run up the score
Their RBs are stronger than our linemen.
The band would have left the game if they weren't forced to stay.
We should have kept Flood until we had enough money to hire a proven coach.
I swear it looks like some of our players didn't play high school ball
Matt millen is a homer douche
Even Chattanooga scored 3 on Alabama
LSU
http://www.tigerfan.com/threads/florida-lsu-game-thread.131362/
Today was like one of those days after you broke up with your girlfriend in high school.
This is horse shit
That was a bad game.
LSU ruins thanksgiving again before it even starts.
There is no way LSU is coming back from this.
Heartless, gutless, performace
Can we get a turnover? Please?
The scarlet letter of the day is F, for Fuck
Pressure? Nah
Somewhere Jeremy Foley is laughing his ass off and having a drink with Greg Stankey
After all the shit talk this LSU team looks like dog shit
O line coach needs to be punched in the Dick.
Looks like Les Miles is coaching
Louisville
Sorry...but the o-line needs to be put on a Greyhound for the trip home. A plane trip does not give them enough time to think about that performance.
Just a complete collapse. So disappointing to witness.
I bet Joey Galloway and Booger are happy
Bye bye heisman
Well at least next year we play Murray and Kent state and Purdue so we can beat the hell out of them and continue with the charade of being an elite team.
Is there something stronger that someone can recommend that pure grain ? That is not doing the trick.
We are winning the TOP stat -- and we have more TOs -- oh wait, that's a bad stat to have more of, right
The O-Line should be arrested.
My 4 and 7 year old nieces could run through our Oline right now
Lamar just fumbled heisman
I'm so jealous of how well Houston holds on to the ball
When Lamar loses Heisman, it will go down as the biggest choke job in the history of Heisman winners
Texas
http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/175063-Week-11-Texas-Kansas-game-thread
Just delete this thread. It makes me want to puke
When the pain returned after my vasectomy I thought that $#@! hurt. But I sit here watching the post game presser. Vasectomy wasn't $#@!
Both of the Kansas fans somehow got the goalpost down.
Watching our team try to beat Kansas is pretty sad
Boosters $#@!ing blowing phones right now to Perrin and Hermans agent
Stop calling Charlie a great man. He's a goddamn thief committing felony larceny from a State university.
snapped the goal post like they snapped it off in our ass
I miss mudholing people
Intoxication check, how hammered is everyone after that $#@!show earlier. Making my way thru a bottle of Bullitt.
Somebody get him a therapy pony.
This season is gonna give new bevo childhood leukemia.
Can we fire him before he even gets off the bus, Lane Kiffin-style?
Lane Kiffin called Charlie and told him not to get on the bus.
I'm not even gonna try to $#@! my wife tonight
---Tag me in. I've gotta lot of anger to burn off.
At this point all recruits are recommitting elsewhere. All 2 of them
If Patterson would have given Charlie an IQ test none of this would have happened
Charlie, just point your car in any direction other than Austin and keep on driving.....
"It is pleasant, when the sea is high and the winds are dashing the waves about, to watch from the shores the struggles of another" -Livy
November 21st, 2016 at 7:45 PM ^
I can't believe how much ESPN propped up the Longhorns after one ugly squeaker over Notre Dame. Glad they came back down to earth...what a joke.
November 22nd, 2016 at 10:46 AM ^
I can't remember who called that game but I do remember the play by play guy emphatically announcing that "Texas is back!"
November 22nd, 2016 at 6:05 PM ^
Poor damn Charlie Strong. Has a guy been carried off the field and virtually fired a month later?
November 23rd, 2016 at 8:03 PM ^
RR after the 3-OT Illinois game?
November 23rd, 2016 at 12:07 AM ^
Until two weeks later against Cal. Ugly year.
November 21st, 2016 at 8:06 PM ^
Rutgres. I think I'm drunk because I laughed to hard at that. Oh, right, I am drnk.
November 22nd, 2016 at 8:48 AM ^
The funniest comment is the Rutgers fan who is just now realizing they are the laughing stock of the B1G. Really? It took you this long to figure that out?
November 22nd, 2016 at 11:52 AM ^
224-0 against four conference rivals?
YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHO YOUR RIVALS ARE
November 21st, 2016 at 8:10 PM ^
Louisville strength of schedule. Looked it up and not only is Purdue a highlight (6-5 Kentucky is likely their best out of conference opponent), it's a special game at Lucas Oil to open the season!
November 21st, 2016 at 8:19 PM ^
Incredible write up!
Thanks for doing this!
Great to have teams from around the country. Let's hope we get to feast on some Buckeye TWIS a week from now.
November 21st, 2016 at 8:31 PM ^
Soooo much salt.
November 21st, 2016 at 8:36 PM ^
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November 22nd, 2016 at 8:17 AM ^
In those four shutouts, Rutgers totaled 126 passing yards. OSU/UM/PSU/MSU: 751.
Rushing? Rutgers got 265 yards in those 4 games. OSU/UM/PSU/MSU: 1,507.
Overall, 2,258 yards to 391.
Rutgers 24 1st downs, OSU/UM/PSU/MSU 100
They forced 12 total punts, meanwhile RU punter Michael Cintron punted 46 times for 1,729 yards. He punted 43 times in their other 7 games for 1,642 yards. He's got 3,371yards on the season.
First P5 team since Baylor in 2002 to be shutout in 4 games in the same season.
November 22nd, 2016 at 11:49 AM ^
Season ain't over yet!
November 23rd, 2016 at 8:04 PM ^
And they may get shut out in their bowl game too.
Oh, wait . . .
November 22nd, 2016 at 8:54 AM ^
How about the guy who pointed out Chattanoga scored 3 against Alabama.
November 22nd, 2016 at 3:19 PM ^
they are just not learning very fastly how to play the game as well as MICHIGAN.
Rutgers--1313 total games (.506 Win %).
MICHIGAN--1292 (.731 Win %).
November 21st, 2016 at 9:14 PM ^
I love this feature. What does that say about me?
I guess I am a nasty, bitter, evil m-f''er. Yup.
BTW, there is nothing better than ND tears.
November 21st, 2016 at 10:18 PM ^
for sweet, sweet Buckeye tears. And maybe Sparty tears, depending on the year.
November 21st, 2016 at 9:34 PM ^
November 22nd, 2016 at 2:53 PM ^
"and snapped it off in our ass..."
November 21st, 2016 at 9:35 PM ^
"Both of the Kansas fans somehow got the goalpost down."
November 21st, 2016 at 10:11 PM ^
including these gems:
Both of the Kansas fans somehow got the goalpost down
Somebody get him a therapy pony.
This season is gonna give new bevo childhood leukemia.
Can we fire him before he even gets off the bus, Lane Kiffin-style?
November 21st, 2016 at 11:23 PM ^
is over 8 years old - link. And Delany still wanted them after that. Eyeballs!
November 21st, 2016 at 11:30 PM ^
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November 22nd, 2016 at 8:06 AM ^
I gotta admit you can spend alot of time on that Texas thread ... that fan base has some funny people in it. Of all the forums I've read that one is the motherlode of gold
November 22nd, 2016 at 1:23 AM ^
he does need a therapy pony lol
November 22nd, 2016 at 8:52 AM ^
"I am going to throw a kitten at a homeless person."
Don't know what it means or why it's so funny, but damn...
November 22nd, 2016 at 11:03 AM ^
About the only time I will ever agree with an msu fan, but TOC really does suck. He is the worst B1G QB except perhaps for the cat at Rutgers.
November 22nd, 2016 at 11:15 AM ^
that get to suffer the indignity of having Rutgers consider you their rival. Who knew that there is at least one Rutgers fan that thinks they are not only rivals with us, but also with PSU, MSU and OSU? Unbelievable.
November 22nd, 2016 at 11:35 AM ^
Texas and their arrogance with the Longhorn Network is what led to all the conference realignment so I'm really enjoying it every time they lose. I hope they somehow strike out with Herman and end up with a Brady Hoke hire.
November 22nd, 2016 at 1:27 PM ^
From the Rutgers thread:
"It's official, we are the laughing stock of the B1G. What an embarrassment of a season."
Am I wrong or hasn't that been official for quite some time already?
November 22nd, 2016 at 4:58 PM ^
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