MGoShirt Alert - Day 14

Submitted by Six Zero on

"The wolverine will hunt and kill whenever the opportunity presents itself and they are tireless and persistent in their hunting activities. They will take a wide variety of foods, including hares, mice, lemmings, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots and beaver. When food is scarce, the wolverine will attempt to kill big game animals and there are authentic records of attacks upon mountain goats, moose, deer and elk.  The wolverine is a courageous animal which is respected and avoided by other predators. Even cougar and grizzly bear have been known to abandon a kill on the approach of a wolverine."
--montanatrappers.org

This is the fifteenth and final entry of the 2009 MGoShirt Alert, a design project that will enable MgoBlog readers to vote for upcoming designs in the new MGoBlogStore.  Tomorrow we'll unveil a non-BCS final elimination vote of the top four finalists .

The last entry.  I've designed over forty separate shirt designs for this contest, and spent a lot of time, usually while mowing my steroid-ridden lawn, trying to think of what to do with the next shirt.  Some shirts were an assumption of what I thought people wanted, and others were more carefully researched ideas of what would make a good MGoBlog shirt.  Some of these appealed to me very little, but that doesn't mean they did not perform well in the MGoShirt voting.

Well, you know what-- this last one is for me.  I designed THIS ONE because I wanted to.

IMPLICIT WARNING-- FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SAID MY STUFF WAS TOO BUSY AND NOT SIMPLE ENOUGH, YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH SEETHING HATE AND/OR DISAPPROVAL.  IT IS BUSIER THAN THE ALABAMA ADMISSIONS OFFICE ON SIGNING DAY, SO IF THAT'S NOT YOUR THING THEN PLEASE LOOK AWAY.  YOU HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED.


YES, I KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO SHOW UP FROM A DISTANCE
AND I DON'T CARE, SO CLICK HERE FOR THE DETAIL

More than any other design, I enjoyed drawing this one the most.  I also spent far and away the most time drawing this one.  I enjoyed drawing a wolverine maim, eat, disembowel and otherwise destroy the mascots of our opponents.  I feel no sorrow or shame or regret for doing so, regardless of what I'm sure some of you will say about it.  I understand and appreciate your perspective and whatever backlash I'll hear for it I fully accept.  I also am fully aware that the legal ramifications of this shirt could be just south of Ragnarok.  But from the beginning of this contest I wanted-- no, I needed-- to create the sight of a ferocious carcajou shredding Brutus to pieces, and the rest just kind came together around that.  (And no, this is not the shirt that Dex now hates me for by not showing).

More than anything, I wanted to create a shirt to set the tone for the year...
THE BIG TEN IS OUR PREY.  It's time to put last season to bed.  It's time to get out there and kick the ass of anyone who dares enter our stadium.  GO BLUE.

Time to vote.  What do you guys think?

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What do you think of MgoShirt #15?
Five Stars Four Stars Three Stars Two Stars One Star   

***** Five Stars:  I hate Brutus.  Period.  The sky is blue.  Water is wet.
**** Four Stars:   Sparty is a big puffy bastard and I can't stand him.
*** Three Stars:  The ND leprechaun-- real person or not, I just wish for him to trip.
** Two Stars:  Damn that Penn State lion-- leave your damn ears alone already!!
* One Star:  Herky the Hawkeye is a loser.  Yes, Iowa has a mascot.

So there you have it-- fifteen shirt designs over the last three weeks.  You loved some, you hated others... if anyone wants to go back and look through them all, click here. Without gettin' all soft and squishy, I'd like to thank everyone for getting involved and sharing your comments and just taking part in the whole thing.  More than anything I feel like I got to really know some new faces/icons around here, and was re-acquainted with a few I hadn't seen since the end of the 3-9 nightmare.  Either way I hope you had fun and I hope the MGoShirt Alert helped get you excited about the upcoming season. 

BUT WAIT!! Where do you think you're going??? Tomorrow is the most important part of the entire project... Check back tomorrow morning when we unveil the MGOSHIRT ALERT DEATHMATCH ELIMINATION ROUND!!  The top four shirts, as voted on by you, the readers-- facing off in one last vote to see which design will show up in the store!!  This is your last chance to contribute to democracy, to have your say, to-- ah, hell, man, just vote tomorrow. I'll see you then!

Comments

winged helmet

August 27th, 2009 at 11:30 AM ^

A one-color silkscreen shirt bought in bulk will cost mgoblog ~$3. I know you would like to profit, but come on. When you're charging $20, a few extra colors would not dampen your profits too greatly. This would look worlds better with a few more colors, so you could actually see whats going on in the picture. Same goes for the two-sided shirts. So what if you're only making $15 profit instead of $17? COME ON. Don't skimp out on the mgocommunity.

CleverMichigan…

August 27th, 2009 at 11:55 AM ^

Want it tattooed on my back.... but I'll settle for a ladies' size shirt. *hint hint* One of my best girlfriends is dating an MSU fan (who is from upstate NY and doesn't go to MSU... but whatever) and he keeps going on about how "glorious" Sparty is. That's a real quote. "Glorious." Besides the obvious argument that Sparty is wearing a skirt and has that same creepy glazed-over creepy face as my tacky high school mascot, I brought up Yost's live wolverines. No comeback for that one.

DingleberryFinn.

August 27th, 2009 at 12:03 PM ^

I thought yesterdays was as good as it was going to get. I was wrong. Don't change a thing Zero. This is a masterpiece, and a must buy. I think a lot of my buddies would want this, I'll take a half dozen.

Blue in Saint Lou

August 27th, 2009 at 12:21 PM ^

This shirt is almost flawless. I love that Brutus' ribs are sticking out, that's just great. I also agree that a chipped tooth on the Beaver would be pretty funny. I would support putting the quote from montanatrappers.org on the back. I know people don't like lots of words, and that there is reluctance to do a two sided shirt for cost reasons, but I think it would be worth it. I have tried to explain countless times why I don't think we need a mascot, this shirt conveys all of those sentiments. Well done sir.

MichMike86

August 27th, 2009 at 12:29 PM ^

If you could make this in white, blue and maize I would buy all three. This is possibly the greatest Michigan T ever. You definitely saved the best for last.

BiaBiakabutuka21

August 27th, 2009 at 1:16 PM ^

The precision on the mascots is very impressive. I like this shirt. I normally don't like shirts like this but I really like this one. Is that a decapitated Leprechaun head at the bottom above the "t" in mascot?

sammy

August 27th, 2009 at 1:37 PM ^

The only drawback I see is that it might be a tad cluttered. For a shirt like this, I'd like people to be able to see it clearly without having to stare too hard. Great idea, though. It's executed about as well as it could be. For me, it's between this shirt and yesterday's (M go blog / home of unverified voracity). Both are great for exactly the opposite reasons. FWIW, I learned how awesome wolverines are when I went to Glacier National Park last month. Apparently their paws/claws are so big in proportion to their overall size that they can climb up and over 11,000-ft. mountains in ~90 minutes. And they're SMART.

Six Zero

August 27th, 2009 at 2:10 PM ^

That's him on the right just above the badger, the one with no face. He's even got a pointy beard and pointed ears, and he's wearing plaid pants. As someone else said, the guy in front is actually Purdue Pete. The gopher doesn't have chipped teeth, but I did make them crooked-- the actual mascot has two perfectly straight teeth. That and the wolverine ate his brains. Yum.

Elise

August 27th, 2009 at 4:01 PM ^

I normally don't particularly care for the Six Zero style, whether it is too busy, gimmicky, whatever... howeva I find this shirt idea to be positively amazing. Like seriously, even if I couldn't get it as a t-shirt I'd want it as a poster or flag or something.

Ernis

August 27th, 2009 at 9:22 PM ^

This is a really badass shirt as is. That said, I'll offer up one bit of constructive criticism I would never have guessed that the skeleton in the fedora was a fightin' Irishman. Something like a pipe and broken shillelagh would make it more obvious. Or maybe just a busted-up sack of ... potatoes!

Bigasshammm

August 27th, 2009 at 9:28 PM ^

I love the shirt. Only one of the bunch I gave a 5 to. I would or will buy it if it becomes available as well as I work and live in Buckeye country and love the shirt. As everyone is always the critic I have one suggestion. Instead of the cartoon eyes I would use simple Xs in place of the eyeballs. Has been used in cartoons for millenia to denote death of a cartoon character. Think it would make it even less childlike and more in your face Bad-ass. Otherwise excellent submission.

Blue in Saint Lou

August 28th, 2009 at 1:13 AM ^

This shirt keeps getting better every time I look at it. Check out Herkeys' arm...intentional or not it looks kinda like a chicken drumstick! Oh the hilarity. One question, the body underneath the leprechaun head and on top of Pete's hammer, is that Bucky Badger's body?