Mad Lib!
Mad Lib!
[Comrades / Friends of the Revolution / Proletariat brothers],
Unite! The
[money stained hands of capitalism / cowardly bourgeosie / makers of substandard Vodka]
and their
[false campaign of imperialist propaganda / corrupt hearts / capitalist lapdogs]
cannot
[quell our revolution / overtake the people’s hearts / drink all of our Vodka] !!
Insert picture of [Rodriguez as Stalin / Barwis as Mao / Will Campbell with a non-Thor people’s hammer / Randall from Clerks wearing a CCCP hockey jersey]
Rumors of the previous year’s
[less than adequate performance / minor setback on the road to true communism / failure of the new regime]
Have been spread by
[enemies of the revolution / shameless bourgeosie / misinformed unicorns].
Take heart!! These liars and thieves will be sent to
[Siberia / the darkest Gulag / East Lansing],
And their ramblings will be proven wrong! For next season our
[people’s army / revolutionary zealots / glorious proletariat]
will
[purge the capitalist insurgents / sympathize with the people / fix a random number of tractors / increase production at the exclamation point factory !!!!!!!]
Thereby
[proving the worth of the revolution / sucking out the festering rot in their souls / winning more games for the motherland].
Unicorns rule! Far more than [insert your favorite mythical creature]
To conclude
[Comrades / Brothers / Friends of the revolution],
Comrade Rodriguez will rise up
[from the muck of the Russian Steppe / to heights undreamt of by the shameless capitalists / like Ivan Drago in Rocky IV]
And conquer all!
[Viva le revolucion! / Death to dirty capitalists / Drink Wolverine brand vodka!]
Lather, rinse, repeat.
February 12th, 2009 at 4:52 PM ^
How can I tell?
"misinformed unicorns"
There are no such things as misinformed unicorns. Unicorns are all knowing. They don't even get confused.
So, try again, buddy.
February 12th, 2009 at 7:33 PM ^
Didn't Ivan Drago lose in Rocky IV?
February 14th, 2009 at 8:02 PM ^
love it!
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