Looking forward to PSU

Submitted by THE KNOWLEDGE on

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THE KNOWLEDGE had made only one post here on these very pages this year, and in that post, predicted that Michigan will win all the non-conference games. Unfortunately, that didn't turn out to be the case, so THE KNOWLEDGE has been keeping quite for a long time now

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nevertheless, the business of THE KNOWLEDGE is to predict the future. Although SS didn't become coach, the readers will note that RR became coach instead on the EXACT same date that THE KNOWLEDGE had prophesized; so THE KNOWLEDGE shall continue on

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Of course, Michigan will HANDILY defeat Juice and the Zooker tomorrow and the Toledo Tornadoes the week after

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so what happens on two weeks when we see the SpreadHD on thw cowfields?

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well, THE KNOWLEDGE is happy to announce he has secured good tickets for the game in HV

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THE KNOWLEDGE shall sit among a sea of whited-out joepas and observe the game

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And THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar over the nittanies and bask in glory after M wins 27-24

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and that is a prediction that THE KNOWLEDGE will state now: M 27 - Joepa's 24

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if you don't believe this, come back in 16 days and see THE KNOWLEDGE soar

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and leave everyone in a trail of dust

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Comments

sammylittle

October 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 AM ^

I too find that huffing lighter fluid helps with clairvoyance or at least seems to. Here's to hoping the limb you have transversed doesn't break and Michigan plays in an out of state bowl.

rappjason

October 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 PM ^

physicists have hypothesized the existence of an infinite number of alternate universes.  i submit that KNOWLEDGE has somehow found a way to slip from his version of reality (the alternate 1985, if you will) into ours periodically.  thus, what he KNOWS to be the truth is wholly outside of our comprehension, alien to our universal realities as it is.

El Trotsky

October 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 AM ^

I must say, the Knowledge's posts during the coaching search were highly informative and accurate. Wait, Steve Sarkisian is still at USC? Well golly that right there is right aboot jus durn ridiculous /sarah palin

Flatout

October 3rd, 2008 at 12:04 PM ^

With that track record? Way to jinx us. I have already scratched off the PSU games as a loss. No more ominous sign than the Knowledge picking us to win.