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I will miss THE KNOWLEDGE next week
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I anxiously await your return
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Look ahead - PSU predictions
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As the observers here are aware, THE KNOWLEDGE likes looking back at the past, even though the primary area of expertise of THE KNOWLEDGE is accurately predicting the future
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE will briefly look back at the Iowa game and then accurate predict the result of the PSU game
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THE KNOWLEDGE does not concern himself with trivial predictions such as the DSU game
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therefore, towards the end of this excellent diary, you will see the earliest prediction of the PSU game result
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last week, on these very pages, THE KNOWLEDGE had predicted that M shall narrowly defeat Iowa
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however, a -4 turnover margin and bad refereeing calls swung the game by just a few points and thus, Iowa won by 2 points
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stunning the entire world that the prediction of THE KNOWLEDGE had missed two straight times
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the magnitude of this catastrophe was so large as to spawn earthquakes and floods in faraway lands
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however, this shall not happen again
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the predictions of THE KNOWLEDGE shall once again prove to be extremely accurate
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and thus, we move on the PSU game
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Michigan will easily defeat Penn State 34-21
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when this result comes true, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar again
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall not retrun next week, but will be back the week after
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October 16th, 2009 at 9:31 PM
#2
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October 16th, 2009 at 9:31 PM
#3
yes
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yes
yes
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yes
October 16th, 2009 at 9:32 PM
#4
soaring
I'm starting to wonder whether THE KNOWLEDGE's idea of soaring differs from the more generally accepted idea of soaring.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:33 PM
#5
THE_KNOWLEDGE
is entertaining as hell, despite his inaccuracies
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October 17th, 2009 at 10:26 AM
#6
THE_KNOWLEDGE
You gotta love THE_KNOWLEDGE.
Yes.
THE_KNOWLEDGE is not afraid to put it all out there.
Yes.
THE_KNOWLEDGE CANNOT be wrong thre times in a row.
Yes.
THE_KNOWLEDGE is entertaining.
Yes.
Michigan will defeat Penn State.
Yes.
I like the way THE_KNOWLEDGE uses "Yes".
Yes.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:39 PM
#7
Love the Predicition for the PSU Game
THE KNOWLEDGE could be wrong three times in a row.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
#8
The Knowledge is not wrong
Ever.
He thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.
October 17th, 2009 at 3:57 AM
#9
but that would mean...
... he was wrong about being wrong?!
October 16th, 2009 at 10:31 PM
#10
Dammit
I meant to say NO WAY he could be wrong three in a row.
And for whatever reason I can't edit that comment.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:01 PM
#11
Priceless
Priceless
October 16th, 2009 at 10:07 PM
#12
2012 is coming three years
2012 is coming three years early if THE KNOWLEDGE is wrong three times in a row.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:57 PM
#13
Long live THE KNOWLEDGE.
Long live THE KNOWLEDGE.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:19 PM
#14
I hope you're right..
AFAIC, the football gods owe UM one upset and a victory over OSU (which dosen't really count as a "normal" upset because of the rivalry). I would gladly see the upset happen against PSU.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:29 PM
#15
you all
you all said cooler comments than i could think of, off the top of my head.
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October 17th, 2009 at 2:10 AM
#16
Is THE KNOWLEDGE really that
Is THE KNOWLEDGE really that knowledgeable?
October 17th, 2009 at 2:40 AM
#17
Have you ever been right?
I thought THE KNOWLEDGE was hilarious at first
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but you lost all credibility after you guaranteed Sarkisian would be our coach
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and now you were wrong two weeks in a row
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and it seems the schtick is getting old
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man I miss chunks the Hobo
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October 17th, 2009 at 9:31 AM
#18
Perpetual -1's to anyone
who says "The knowledge's schtick is getting old"
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He does not stand for such blasphemy
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But instead soars, while his doubters choke in a cloud of dust
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October 17th, 2009 at 9:54 AM
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Ahhhhh, yes
yes
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The knowledge is an intriguing personality on this blog
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he has been wrong, but only when the forces of nature combine against him
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I believe there may be another dangerous god out there
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NO
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The angry-Michigan-THE KNOWLEDGE-hating god
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but, yes
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I believe his Penn State prediction to be true
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and he shall never be wrong again!
October 17th, 2009 at 10:30 AM
#20
I wish I were THE KNOWLEDGE.
I wish I were THE KNOWLEDGE.
October 17th, 2009 at 10:44 AM
#21
Automatic -1's should be dealt to
anyone who comments on the THE KNOWLEDGE by using his "yes" format
October 17th, 2009 at 12:21 PM
#22
The UN-Knowledge
Knowledge, shmowledge.
You are nothing but a "homer'--a "populist"--and NOT The Knwoledge, BTW--
But why would "The Knowledge" sink to a level of complaining about refereeing? Any "Knowledge" knows that stuff evens out.
Oh, pathetic. Pathetic attempt, but not as bad as the new Chunks.
October 18th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
#23
I don't think this is the
I don't think this is the same guy as the original THE KNOWLEDGE.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:23 PM
#24
I miss the original,
I miss the original, Sarkisian-loving THE KNOWLEDGE. And Chunks the Hobo... that Haloscan post should be archived in the MGoFAQ
