Kevin Grady's Big Adventure: Part III (the finale)

This is the final installment of the Kevin Grady story, and also the final time this feature will be posted in the MGoBlog diary section - beginning with the next edition you will be able to find this (with pretty pictures and more profanity!) at http://wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com, the vanguard of the Rodriguez Revolution.

***Schembechler Hall***

MyFairGrady: coach, what do I have to do to get back on the team?

WizardOfRod: I just don't know Kevin. If I let you back, and believe me, I want to, then I'll be ravaged by the press!

MyFairGrady: thats bullshit coach mcguff threw up on me

WizardofRod: I'm not sure I can take that type of chance. I'm new!

MyFairGrady: a chance?

***The Michigan Dance Team has entered the room***

MyFairGrady: if u change ur mind

im the first in line

im still free

DanceTeam: take a chance take a chance

MyFairGrady: if you need me, let me know

If you got no place to go when you're feeling down

If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown

Honey I'm still free

Take a chance on me

Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie

If you put me to the test, if you let me try

WizardofRod: I do enjoy musicals.

MyFairGrady: fuck yea u do

WizardofRod: Well Kevin, this is a tough decision

WizardofRod: I’ve been cheated by you since I don’t know when

So I made up my mind, it must come to an end

Look at me now, will I ever learn?

I don’t know how but I suddenly lose control

There’s a fire within my soul

Just one look and I can hear a bell ring

One more look and I forget everything, o-o-o-oh
Mamma mia, here I go again

My my, how can I resist you?

Mamma mia, does it show again?

My my, just how much I’ve missed you

Yes, I’ve been brokenhearted

Blue since the day we parted

Why, why did I ever let you go?

Mamma mia, now I really know,

My my, I could never let you go.

***TheBarwisAidMan has broken through the office wall***

TheBarwisAidMan: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS PUSSY SHIT

MyFairGrady: hey coach whats up

/puts down feather boa

TheBarwisAidMan: WHATINTHEFUCKWHATINTHEFUCK – PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE BALLS RIGHT NOW

***MyFairGrady has punched WizardofRodin the nuts***

***WizardofRod has punched MyFairGrady in the nuts***

TheBarwisAidMan: THERENOWTHATSHOWYOUBEAMAN

TheBarwisAidMan: GRADY, YOU GO DEADLIFT THE CRANE THAT FELL OVER IN THE STADIUM PARKING LOT WHEN I PUNCHED IT AND KEEP DOING IT TILL I SAY STOP

TheBarwisAidMan: RODRIGUEZ, GET YOUR JIGGLY ASS DOWN TO THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GIVE ME 100 BURPEES TILL THE GAY IS OUT OF YOU

***TheBarwisAidMan is staring wistfully out the hole in the wall to the lonely Ann Arbor sky***

THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT

THE STARS WERE BRIGHT FERNANDO

THEY WERE SHINING THERE FOR YOU AND ME

FOR LIBERTY

FERNANDO