rundown of Michigan's riser
Important Bowl Game Notes and special edition of THE CHALLENGE
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in this post, THE KNOWLEDGE shall reveal the result of the bowl game with the USC gamecocks
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many is the number of folks who expect Michigan to lose, especially with JTF dismissed
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these people don't know the most important fact about the game - the fact that THE KNOWLEDGE shall be in attendance
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as THE KNOWLEDGE has pointed out many months ago on these very pages, Michigan has a perfect record in the presence of THE KNOWLEDGE
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the current record stands at 19-0
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for people that understand THE KNOWLEDGE, this is hardly a surprise. they know that THE KNOWLEDGE will not go to a game that Michigan is slated to lose
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thus, the mere fact that THE KNOWLEDGE will attend the bowl game means that Michigan will emerge victorious
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the greatest game report ever written (on this blog or elsewhere) was 5 years ago when THE KNOWLEDGE attended his last bowl game
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that report was titled: "Capital One Bowl Report: How THE KNOWLEDGE soared over a sea of surrounding gators"
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall provide a game report for the upcoming game as well. the title of this report shall be: "Outback Bowl Report: How THE KNOWLEDGE soared over a field of crawling cocks"
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while most NFL scouts are eagerly anticipating the Lewan Vs Clowney matchup, spurrier will put clowney on the other side of the line inasmuch as he knows Lewan will own clowney
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this will end up being a benefit for both sides
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another mistake that people make is assuming that this game will be a defensive struggle
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it will not be
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THE KNOWLEDGE hereby introduces a one-time bowl game edition of THE CHALLENGE
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predict the score of the game to be awarded the title: co-soarer of THE KNOWLEDGE
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THE KNOWLEDGE has already provided the pointers for the game to make the prediction easier
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Michigan 34 - USC (NTUSC) 28
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
27-24 Michigan wins.
Yes.
COYS and lets go Detroit FC!
Michigan - 17
Cocks - 9
Lattimore - Round 3
DENARD - 2 receptions, 1 TD, 90 yards on the ground
Polonium 210 is the new dilithium.
Boy howdy do I ever hope I'm Co_Soarer. Daaaad Guuuuuuuum
Michigan, 21-20
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
Michigan - 27
South Carolina - 24
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
USC 31 UM 14
ESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Michigan: 36
USC: 33
Gardner swing to Denard for the go-ahead TD
take Michigan by the score of 42 - 31
Michigan 22 USC 21 on a two point conversion by Deeeeenard to win the game because Hoke is a riverboat gambler!
Michigan 17, USC 14
Al Borges finds the Cocks defensive weakness, thinks about it, and then tries to exploit something else.
ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
Michigan: 27
Cocksu...well, I won't go there: 25
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19-0 is pretty incredible for an in-person record. I'd like to see a list of those games....just curious if it is mostly compiled of directional Michigan schools. ;-)
17 - 14 Michigan wins.
We prove to the haters that Hoke wasn't being arrogant when he put us down at 15. I am tired of Buckeye friends saying that.
"Are you Bluish? You don't look Bluish..."
M-31 USC-24
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does a crawling 'cock move like a snake or an inch worm?
We're gonna play with toughness, we're gonna be responsible and we're gonna play with toughness. This is Michigan.
Michigan 17 - Esss Seee 10. TWTWTUSC
So what Im a Newbie Im A true Bluebie
Good guys: 15, Bad guys: 3. Five Gibbons field Goals. Yes.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Michigan 13
South Carolina 10
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
Meeechigan 31
South Carolina 30
"Those Who Stay Will Be Champions"
Michigan 23
Gamecocks 19
Gardener struggles at first but settles in. Down 19-16 with 6:49 to play Michigan embarks on an epic 14 play 82 yard drive. On 3rd and goal from the six a perfectly thrown fade to freshman phenom devin funchess puts us ahead with :47 seconds to play. The gamecocks make a scary good drive down to the Michigan 35 for a last ditch attempt at a Hail Mary. Newly transitioned corner mr. Norfleet laughs at his size disadvantage and seats away the ball and all rejoice as Michigan pole vaults itself into next years preseason top 15!!
Hey, ya never know. Happy holidays gentlemen
There is god, there is family, and then there is MICHIGAN FOOTBALL


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