LONG OVERDUE
Important Announcements
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The event everyone has been waiting for for a while now has been delayed
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In the last post, THE KNOWLEDGE had mentioned that he will soon do a self-profile. THE KNOWLEDGE understands that his readers have been awaiting this with bated breath. However, THE KNOWLEDGE has been very busy with other extraordinary activities, and will release the profile in the next week or so
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yes
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This diary consists of the following important announcements:
- Introducing THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE
- Revealing the UConn game score
- A preview of the Profile
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Yes
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Introducing THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE
Beginning next week, THE KNOWLEDGE shall post a thread a day (or two) before gameday on the score for the week’s Michigan game
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yes
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Members of this blog can then post their score predictions in this thread. The person that comes closest to the actual game score will be given the title THE KNOWLEDGE’S PROTÉGÉ OF THE WEEK
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yes
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To make the Challenge interesting, THE KNOWLEDGE will not reveal the game score beforehand; THE KNOWLEDGE shall only provide some pointers to the outcome
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yes
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Revealing the UConn game score
For the first week, however, THE KNOWLEDGE shall reveal the score of the game himself
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As readers know, THE KNOWLEDGE has posted earlier on these very pages revealing that Michigan will win all OOC games
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In the first game, Michigan shall handily defeat UConn 45-28
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall bask in glory again on Sat evening when this score actually transpires
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yes
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A preview of the Profile
In the profile, THE KNOWLEDGE talks about the following:
- On who he is and his history on this blog
- On people THE KNOWLEDGE continues to leave in the dust
- On how he does what he does
- On what he likes about MGoBlog
- On the greatest posts and phrases on this very blog
- And more
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yes
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September 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 AM | 
I would love to be the
I would love to be the
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:47 AM |
That is waaaay.......
That is waaaay.......
Too Close For Comfort. I know, I just dated myself with that one. Peep the sweatshirt Ted Knight is rocking though. Nuff said.
"It's the only place to get the inside story on Wolverine football, so blee bluhh tahh!" - Bo
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:22 PM |
I know. I'm going to need
I know. I'm going to need
I know. I'm going to need some heart pills if this is the case.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:28 AM |
Considering
Considering
that THE KNOWLEDGE is posting from the future, I am going to go with 45-28.
Brewer. Wolverine.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:42 AM |
You are oversimplifying this
You are oversimplifying this
Obviously THE KNOWLEDGE has given us an incorrect score on purpose to wade through the amateur soothsayers. A true KNOWLEDGE PROTEGE would recognize this and adjust his score accordingly. Therefore, I am predicting 38-24 MICHIGAN.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:18 PM |
Specious and Speculative, I Say...
Specious and Speculative, I Say...
We shall see. Only THE KNOWLEDGE knows for sure; positing THE KNOWLEDGE's intent in giving the score is highly speculative. One may assume is telling the truth and one may not.
Brewer. Wolverine.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:32 AM |
I give this KNOWLEDGE 4 FAKES
I give this KNOWLEDGE 4 FAKES
I give this KNOWLEDGE 4 FAKES out of 5.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 AM |
THE_KNOWLEDGE has a contest now?
THE_KNOWLEDGE has a contest now?
Dude, you are supposed to be an ethereal being.
Man, bro, KNOWLEDGE, pull yourself together man. It's gametime.
“We accept reality so readily, perhaps because we sense that nothing is real.”
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:39 AM |
Did you ever get me a Grays Sports Almanac?
Did you ever get me a Grays Sports Almanac?
Being that you have been to the future and all. I need some money.
52-28
Christ in me arise and dispel all the darkness.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 AM |
Every time I get one of
Every time I get one of
Every time I get one of these, I mentally scream:
YES!
and then immediately correct my mental scream to:
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yes
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September 3rd, 2010 at 11:37 AM |
42-27 michigan wins. protege,
42-27 michigan wins. protege,
42-27 michigan wins. protege, here i come
COYS and Vive Le Rouge of Detroit FC!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:38 AM |
41-24
41-24
41-24
“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.”
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:39 AM |
thanks for the knowledge, THE KNOWLEDGE
thanks for the knowledge, THE KNOWLEDGE
/frantically dials bookie.../
"Play hard and with great effort"
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:50 AM |
Michigan Win!!
Michigan Win!!
38-27
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:52 AM |
PROTÉGÉ OF THE WEEK
PROTÉGÉ OF THE WEEK
I really want to be the THE KNOWLEDGE’S PROTÉGÉ OF THE WEEK. Talk about beefing up a résumé...the doors it could open.
Michigan 45-28.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:56 AM |
Michigan wins
Michigan wins
38-17
Whammy!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:00 PM |
42-24 Michigan wins.
42-24 Michigan wins.
42-24 Michigan wins.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:04 PM |
38-24 Michigan
38-24 Michigan
38-24 Michigan
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:38 PM |
My Prediction
My Prediction
That was my prediction as well.
End of 1st - 10-0
End of 2nd - 17-7
End of 3rd - 31 - 17
End of 4th - 38 - 24
UM 38 - UCONN - 24
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:05 PM |
I'm most excited to find out
I'm most excited to find out
I'm most excited to find out what "and more" is in The Knowledge's profile.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:06 PM |
THE KNOWLEDGE works in mysterious ways
THE KNOWLEDGE works in mysterious ways
THE KNOWLEDGE being, well, knowledgible already knows the protege's identity. And he already also knows the score I'm going to predict.
For the rest of you without THE KNOWLEDGE's great insights -- Michigan 38 - UConn 34.
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:08 PM |
i'd just like to say
i'd just like to say
that when there is a new frontpage post, and a new THE_KNOWLEDGE post, I read THE_KNOWLEDGE first.
I can't wait to see the list of people over whom THE_KNOWLEDGE has soared.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:11 PM |
Yes. I understand
Yes. I understand
Yes. I understand now.
Yes.
The knowledge reveals the actual game score, then asks readers to predict said score. Yes.
This makes sense.
34-28 Michigan.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:35 PM |
YES
YES
"To make the Challenge interesting, THE KNOWLEDGE will not reveal the game score beforehand; THE KNOWLEDGE shall only provide some pointers to the outcome"
YES
September 3rd, 2010 at 4:58 PM |
tl;dr?
tl;dr?
Introducing THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE
Beginning next week, THE KNOWLEDGE shall post a thread a day (or two) before gameday on the score for the week’s Michigan game . . . . Members of this blog can then post their score predictions in this thread. The person that comes closest to the actual game score will be given the title THE KNOWLEDGE’S PROTÉGÉ OF THE WEEK . . . .To make the Challenge interesting, THE KNOWLEDGE will not reveal the game score beforehand; THE KNOWLEDGE shall only provide some pointers to the outcome
Revealing the UConn game score
For the first week, however, THE KNOWLEDGE shall reveal the score of the game himself
"After all was said and done, there was nothing left to do."
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:11 PM |
M 42 - 19 UCONN
M 42 - 19 UCONN
M 42 - 19 UCONN
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:39 PM |
my wife, who is highly skeptical of my presence on this board
my wife, who is highly skeptical of my presence on this board
(she is actually a graduate of UF who thought she was marrying a guy who was not "into televised sports") just read this and cracked up. . . in a generous way. Then she went off saying, "Yes! Yes!" (I just heard her say it again.)
Thanks, The Knowledge. You have helped smooth my path. Now I will never get anything done again.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:46 PM |
after yes! yes! did she say
after yes! yes! did she say
after yes! yes! did she say don't stop! don't stop!
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:47 PM |
after yes! yes! did she say
after yes! yes! did she say
after yes! yes! did she say don't stop! don't stop!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:22 PM |
31- 24
31- 24
Good guys!
"... never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word."
-Bob Ufer
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:27 PM |
Men of Michigan 52 Huskies 23
Men of Michigan 52 Huskies 23
Men of Michigan 52 Huskies 23
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 PM |
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yes
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September 3rd, 2010 at 12:36 PM |
YES!
YES!
THE_KNOWLEDGE
Always perking my spirits up with a post.
I've got 41-31 MICH
This sucker goes over and Mike Martin makes a huge defensive play late in the game to ensure the cover on the -3 line
Help My Friend Allison Fight ALS
MSU/IU at the JCB
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:53 PM |
Defense to have a great game
Defense to have a great game
I'm predicting a 31-7 victory with the defense causing many turnovers. So UConn doesn't beat UConn as the experts say, but maybe our defense is just that good. JT Floyd has 2 picks and one for 6. Roh and Martin cause a fumble each.
Or at least that is how it played out on my XBox. Video games never lie.
"he finds a little seam... 20, 25... there he goes"
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:07 PM |
Video games never lie
Video games never lie
In my dynasty, I won the Lombardi with Van Bergen in year 1, then again with Roh in year 2. Set a school record for sacks with Roh. Try to tell me that won't happen in real life and I'll neg you.
September 5th, 2010 at 3:35 PM |
That score was pretty spot
That score was pretty spot
That score was pretty spot on, perhaps not the method of getting there though. Good on ya XBox.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:54 PM |
Word on the street is, THE
Word on the street is, THE
Word on the street is, THE KNOWLEDGE divides by 0 on a regular basis.
It's better to hate to lose, than love to win.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:04 PM |
42-20 victory for the Maize
42-20 victory for the Maize
42-20 victory for the Maize and Blue.
yes.
Denard will shine.
yes.
Champions of the west, GO BLUE!
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:16 PM |
37-32 Michigan
37-32 Michigan
Because I am the true PROTEGE
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yes
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:21 PM |
Score
Score
UM 63 - UConn 10
I know it's not BabySealU but I've got a feelin
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:28 PM |
I'm fairly sure that THE
I'm fairly sure that THE
I'm fairly sure that THE KNOWLEDGE is Brian's Tyler Durden. But I can't talk about that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:30 PM |
I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say
Michigan 38, UConn 30*
*Ten unanswered points in the last four minutes in a desperate comeback attempt.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:39 PM |
All of these "yes" responses remind me of
All of these "yes" responses remind me of
a wise Yoda instructing an apprentice or something.
45-28. Love it.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:43 PM |
45-34 Michigan
45-34 Michigan
45-34 Michigan
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 PM |
Armed with the knowledge of
Armed with the knowledge of
Rodriguez's history of destroying UConn, I want to predict 55-17. But, due to all the uncertainty of the defense and what UConn actually brings to the table, I
predict
a 47-24 Michigan win.
What the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve and...Those Who Stay WILL Be Champions.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 PM |
34-17
34-17
Book it, Danno
Hoosier by birth, Wolverine by choice
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 PM |
38-28
38-28
UM over UConn
"Are you coming to bed?"
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Someone is WRONG on the internet."
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:53 PM |
UM wins but too close
UM wins but too close
37 - 24
I don't consider a 13 point win to be a big margin. It would make me nervous down to the last minute.
"Bend over and I'll show you." Perfect answer to nearly any question.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:59 PM |
I can't disagree with THE KNOWLEDGE
I can't disagree with THE KNOWLEDGE
I've gotta go with 45-28.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:01 PM |
THE KNOWLEDGE
THE KNOWLEDGE
can also train dogs; I hope this is part of his profile:
I would love to be the protege.
35-33 Michigan win against UCONN.