I Hate Everything

I did not hate this post.

But man, Coach S, I love you. It was everything that was in my heart. Thanks for that.

that people think that firing RR is going to solve the problem... if he gets fired by DB fine, but i hope michigan fans that wanted this to happen are ready for another couple of years of shitty football while the next coach that comes in gets the players to work in his O... i also hate the people who take what the MSM in michigan say as the truth, especially those jack asses jeff riger and dennis fithian who claim to be michigan fans... both of them have some sort of obsession in making people think that our O-Line iis to small to play in the big ten... i can keep going, but i won't... personally i'm glad that there will be a break now from michigan football until the bowl game, but DB has to come out right away and say what he is going to do... this shit of waiting until after the bowl game isn't going to work...

It's a Jersey thing.

....I feel better now, too.

Go Blue!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT8oGa3XTTw

This makes me feel better. Many thanks.

This was needed. I hate all those things too! Honestly, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

All you need is HATE!

Let it flow!

Tell us how you really feel.

I fucking hate that stupid clock, you know the one I'm talking about.  We've got to put an end to that shit next season.  

Let us join together in our hate Brother!

I had that exact same thought about those three old buckeyes.  It's not like they don't have actual stupid OSU studends (like the ones wearing vests, e.g.) who (possibly?) attend the actual university.  Gah.  These guys are the same as the ones who dress up as women for Redskins games or dogs for the Browns.  Stop feeding their psychoses, TV director guy stuck in the truck outside that snakepit.

Oh, and yours is the post of the week.

I really hate so called Michigan fans that root for MSU basketball.

... anecdotal analogies that purport to show why Rodriguez should be retained or fired. Michigan's situation is like x, therefore y. I forget, is Michigan like Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Oregon, Notre Dame, Clemson, WVU, Nebraska, Florida, Illinois, Miami, UCLA, USC, Rutgers, Pitt, Syracuse, or Albion? Rodriguez isn't a witch or a duck, so let's burn these analogies.

... rawk music. The ring of doom that always has too many players on one side and not enough on the other and looks like it would be cool but ends up looking like crap. That pre-game drill where the whistle is blowing repeatedly and the players shuffle or hop or skip back and forth and again could look cool but looks disorganized as shit. I'm an idiot and I know there's more important things about a drill than looking like it was a Michigan Marching band routine. But hell, I want my pre-game team drills to look like they were choreographed by the uptightest asshole in the Prussian Army.

... that goddamn "I'm thinking Arby's" logo on all of the Big Chill souvenirs. WTF?? I don't want my Michigan hockey with a side of horsey sauce.

... my friends who tell me that Rodriguez has to go. STFU! What do you know about running a god damn football program? Leave the decision to Brandon.

... threads where we celebrate the losses of MSU. They only end up looking pathetic. Here I am eating sewage and getting shit on all day, but look, a puppy just peed on Sparty's shoe! Revenge!

... Chris Martin. Both the BTN and Coldplay versions.

... Ohio State.

 Bravo...truly funny and inspiring.  Thanks for brightening up my morning just a bit.

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I hate MSU fans who think that this fluke of a football season is somehow the new norm for their program.  If Dantonio goes .500 in the conference next season I will toss his salad and butter his corn.  Then all the stupid shit sack bandwagon fans with their save-a-lot hats that they only break out during basketball season can go to hell.

Nice work ... it's among the most pleasant threads of the last day.

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On this:

"I hate those goddamned three buckeye fans they show over and over and over and over again."

Is anyone else sick of those Penn State dorks that they always show in Happy Valley?  I'm talking about the foursome with the masks of JoePa and three ugly football players.  Is there a contractual obligation to show those idiots every game?

I hate how we are expected to take Matt Millen's football opinions seriously despite the fact that he showed the world that he understood nothing of the finer points of the game by pounding so many nails in the Lions' coffin that Jesus Christ himself could not bring that team back to life.  Just once I would like to see somebody bring up his miserable history as a GM right after he makes some ambiguous nonsensical analytical observation during a game, as if to say "just how the fuck would you know, Matt?   Are you applying the same expertise that led you to overpay for Joey Ducks, Charles "Collarbone" Rogers, and Mike Williams?  Please, enlighten us some more 'o wise one."

I hate all the bars and graphs and obscure stats and deviations above normal that accompany so many of the posts here. You can't see the future by analyzing a bunch of fucking pie charts. Maybe we should analyze, you know, the way the players play on the field. There was one recurring post that a lot of people were worked up about, because it said our predicted record (delta or azimuth or some such shit that I give not one fuck about) was 10-2. People actually believed that shit, even AFTER our defense was revealed to be something other than decent. There was a complicated chart to go with it, but apparently neither the coaches nor the team saw that shit; somehow, they went 7-5. Thanks for the insight, nerds.

For giving voice to my emotions.  I feel better now, too!

I also hate people that cheer for the big 10 in bowl games, except for Northwestern. They're okay in my book.

I hate that every Michigan football game for the past 2 years has been about RR's job status rather than the players playing the game against an opponent. I feel bad for those players, which is not to say it is or isn't RR's fault, it just shouldn't be this way for those kids playing the game.

Created a huge smile on my face.  I laughed my ass off reading this and it made my morning.  

Great post.  

I hate that The Game is the weekend after thanksgiving and had to watch it at my girlfriends parent's house in Virginia (we stay there for the thanksgiving weekend, go to Michigan for christmas).  I hate that I had to watch that damned game in some back room because they were watching the UVA vs VT game.  I hate Uncle Jerry that kept telling people that I was talking to myself and scaring the dog.  I hate that i couldn't break anything because it wasn't my damn house.  I hate that I was told "oh its just a game."

I love your rant about Herby!  Funny as hell.  And with Desmond posing at the end, gives me a priceless mental picture.

Well done sir, well done.

I really hate that crap the OSU fans were doing in the stands, other than existing, it was some cheer that went ohohohohohohohohoho, to some eurotrash sounding music in the background and jumping in rhythm....I was thinking, "what the hell", and "that's embarrassing", I really hope that doesn't catch on at Michigan, I saw the exact same thing during the OU-Ok state game, ugh...

...my older brother is a 2x Sparty alumnus and I can't talk to him about sports. I hate that my younger brother who's a Michigan alumnus is a fire RichRod guy and I can't talk to him about Michigan sports any more. Of course, we're all going to the Big Chill together. It seemed like a good idea when I suggested it.

but sometimes so well deserved.  Can I hate the person who thinks I should root for the Big Ten in bowl games?  The conference is already getting money from the bowl - what's the benefit to Miichigan if Iowa wins?  Conference pride?  Srsly?

I didn't agree with everything you said, but my God, I appreciate you saying it.