The great circus about to unfold

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the hiring of Petrino by WKU may have been shocking to many, but one part of the events planned for 8/31/13 may not come as much of a surprise
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the other part, not so much
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THE KNOWLEDGE revealed many coaching changes on these very pages in his previous post, but did not reveal this for a reason
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because doing so would have also meant revealing these planned events - which the Hilltopper AD would have read and promptly backed away from the hire - thus causing the hire not to happen - which would have resulted in a fallacy
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the one thing THE KNOWLEDGE cannot afford to allow is a temporal fallacy caused by THE KNOWLEDGE's revelations. since THE KNOWLEDGE understands the information about the future, it is usually assured that THE KNOWLEDGE will not allow the fallacy
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now that the hiring has happened, the AD is no longer reading these very pages; hence, THE KNOWLEDGE can reveal the events
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now, on to the events on 8/31/13
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WKU has planned to introduce a new "tradition" for their pre-game festivities keeping in line with the background of their new coach
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when the players and coaches are introduced, the head coach will now ride into the stadium in a motorbike
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petrino plans to introduce his own twist for the opening day. a WKU cheerleader will be riding with him on the bike
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this will throw the juiced up hilltopper fans into delirium
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this is the not-surprising part
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the unexpected part will be due to the opponent - Kentucky
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the vast majority of the human population (including petrino) does not know that WKU beat Kentucky this year
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hence, UK is seething and planning for great revenge next year
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the UK mascot is deeply involved in the revenge plan
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the details of the coach introduction plan has already been leaked to the mascot
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thus, the mascot has planned to tackle petrino while he is riding the bike; resulting in another pet. accident
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seeing yet another woman riding with petrino, his wife will seek compensation from WKU
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a great circus is in the making
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in the next post, THE KNOWLEDGE will discuss the bowl game against the 'cocks
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there is no need to discuss the basketball game against Beilein's old team; because it will not be much of a game
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